Ah, missed that one.
Were the tragedies that befell the shop assistants due to them having 53's phones and availing themselves of the content on there, thus incurring the Fed's wrath, or had they caught something from handling one of his possessions? He was talking about masturbating up the walls a while back, maybe there's been some backsplash onto his phone and it's caused some illnesses. T_T
It occurs to me that someone in one of those shops who has a beef (or just a prankster) got his login offa one of those phones...
=:) (devil) :O)
I think it was because the shop assistants were helping him with his communications, aiding and abetting his subversive and non-conformist lifestyle. But I'm not sure if 'they' are the Feds, MI5, or the British Cleaners Association.
I hadn't even thought of the backsplash, so thanks for bringing that up (nj). No, really, thank you.
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Nah, he's quite dialed-in. I think it may be the speedballs... vodka gimlets... or a large brick of Panama Red.
Morning deletions are a signifier of late night drunk posting.
He must be going to the sherry parties in Horncastle then.
Only known victim of the Kent earthquake. Ironic, really.
No, just a double post when my phone went stupid.