I keep going back and reading your post. Perfect, dry wit. When someone writes something that makes me laugh, it's gold.
Dunno if you've had time to read my PM, I know you're a busy beekeeper. I'm going to look around and see if I can figure this out on my own but if you have time and can point me in the right I'd appreciate it!
If you can work it out, you're welcome to rip the appropriate code out of Beehive itself, but I don't really have much time to lend a hand.