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Had we invented America by then?
Haughty.
Somes ran away because of your nasty bishops, vicars and priests what tried to play with our young boys' pee-pees and oppress us. Cheeky monkeys, the lot of you!
We farted in your general direction as we left. We ended up buying tea at a better price direct from India. Columbus was an idiot.
Etymology of flagon, if you please.
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