Uhhh... Crackers are white. As in, whipcrackers. Can't get any paler than that.

It is not for the faint of heart, bold and big. 7.2 ABV.

I know. But, speaking as a nigger myself, having friends that are crackers is proof that I ain't no racialist.

And I don't do strong beers no more. I used to drink Chimay blue an' awl that shit. But now I jus' like to hang wit me homies an' drink Miller lite. An' shit.

I doubt it.

You do realise that I don't read most of this crap, don't you?

You and I were referring to this crap.

Just be mindful of the Born On/Expiration dates.

 LOL

I love you, man, but you are guilty of uncouth posting. And your views on gender are fucked up.  :C

All I'm gonna say about it.

Obviously we disagree. I see nothing wrong with looking at a woman who is dressed nicely. Ogling is definitely out, as I said before. If a woman is dressed like streetwalker, she will likely get the leers. It does not of course give anyone the right to push unwelcome advances. Racy attire will, however, engender undue attention and probably unwelcome advances. The man must, attire aside, back off if rejected.

If you see something wrong with that, I don't know what to tell you.

I recall being in Stratford-upon-Avon in 2000 and saw three young ladies walking across a small bridge. I was talking with the rest of the group when all three whipped their tops up and bared their breasts. So, is anyone who looked at them a pig for having done so? What would a reasonable person expect? If I the guys I was with are fucked up for looking (I actually missed it), then the girls are fucked up for flashing.

So if a woman is wearing attire that leaves little to the imagination, why is she wearing it? For attention, to be admired and noticed? If someone notices, they are fucked up? That's pretty fucked up.

I don't know what you think my views of gender are, but I'd say your subjective handling of what you think they are would be quite fucked up, with all due consideration.

Right. One other thing: If you are extrapolating from what Ant said and applying it to me - that is fucked up. I never indicated in any way that a woman provacatively dressed deserves to be raped, touched, harrassed; nor did I say that leering at a woman so dressed is appropriate either. Billboards are designed so as to grab attention. Actually, my mother would even take you to task on inappropriate dress by a female.

It isn't anything goes by either side, mate. That is equality.

FWIW, I agree with you.

No! No! lol

I'd rather put my money into research to find a cure for things like cancer. lol

I showed that to my old man and he agrees. We both got a chuckle out of it. He's said he's going to remember that one. lol

How's a about trying a strong, dark ale to celebrate? Cheers!

_{Like a true bastard, you may be saying that so's to get my guard down - only to pounce later. Bastard!  LOL}

If he tells me you've cracked him for admiring a pair of rather exposed of golden orbs, I will remind you of your post.  :-)

You're talking to a woman who sent her old man to a strip club for his birthday. lol

Took me weeks of sneaking around to get it all set up with his buddies, without him finding out.

When the time came, he thought they were just taking him for a beer at a local bar.

HA! We sure fooled him. lol

Obviously then you are quite comfortable with yourself and also know your old man isn't going to be swayed by another woman - especially a strip club chick.

Personally I do not like strip clubs. A lot of people think I would, but that is the last place I would want to go. And not for the reason one might think either; The girls who do it choose to and want to do it. I have known several and they all owned high end Rovers that they nearly paid cash for. 

Why do they want to do it? Because it pays far more than pretty much anything else they could do. I even knew an executive-type woman who did it because she could make so much money.

He likes hanging out with his buddies and getting waylaid for his birthday. It's a once a year thing, and he's a good man, so he's worth something special I know he'll have fun doing. He ties one on twice a year. New Year's Eve and his birthday.

TJ took me out a few days before he went and I bought him a lap dance for his gathering. He took a picture for me so I could see the look on his face when this pretty, busty red head came off the stage and started dancing all over his lap. lol

When she was done, she gave him a big old kiss and told him happy birthday from me.

When he came home he just kept saying he couldn't believe I did that. Took some planning, but I got him good this year. lol

That is some "waylay".  :-P

He's worth it. :)