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From: CHYRON (DSMITHHFX)21 Apr 2015 20:36
To: ALL58 of 89
Apropos of nothing...

(as disgraced controversial former Boston Globe columnist Mike Barnicle often began his finest scrivenings, which were probably not plagiarized per se, at least I never heard they were)


edit: so not disgraced, and carrying on: http://www.mikebarnicle.com/
EDITED: 22 Apr 2015 13:16 by DSMITHHFX
From: 99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)21 Apr 2015 21:18
To: fixrman 59 of 89
I really wouldn't bother TBH.
From: fixrman21 Apr 2015 22:59
To: 99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD) 60 of 89
You may be right. My wife helped me on with a dress, tights and makeup years ago, but it didn't change me a whit. I did, however, win.  :O)
From: fixrman21 Apr 2015 23:02
To: Al JunioR (53NORTH) 61 of 89
I call bullshite! You are learning those languages to send Emails Advising Wise and Confident Persons of Means on the Recept of Local Funds, in the Amount of 10 (ten) Million U.S. that you will Pay a Commission of 10% of the Full Balance if they will just allow the Funds to be deposited in their account for a few days, just until the Funds clear.
From: fixrman22 Apr 2015 01:19
To: 99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD) 62 of 89
Funny, there was no issue with poking fun of katsung; another downtrodden soul, poorly understood and discriminated against.
From: 99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)22 Apr 2015 07:04
To: fixrman 63 of 89
What you have to realise is that there are a few politically-correct, hand-wringing, bleedin' hearts here who're ashamed of the fact that they aren't negroid lesbians.

But these are the outer limits of the interwebz, and we can say what we like from the safety and anonymity of our PCs.

Can't we, cunt?
From: fixrman22 Apr 2015 11:02
To: 99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD) 64 of 89
Quote: 
But these are the outer limits of the interwebz, and we can say what we like from the safety and anonymity of our PCs.

Quite true.
Quote: 

Can't we, cunt?

Absolutely, ballbag - but where does the championing begin, and where does it end? By the way, the above sentence is incomplete and should have been added to the earlier statement utilising a semicolon at least. I'd think you'd use semicolons much more frequently than I do, albeit for a different reason.

Cheers!

From: 99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)22 Apr 2015 11:47
To: fixrman 65 of 89
You're probably right about the sentence structure. I shall hang my head in shame. But not enough shame that I would regret not being a black lesbian.
EDITED: 22 Apr 2015 11:48 by MR_BASTARD
From: CHYRON (DSMITHHFX)22 Apr 2015 13:24
To: 99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD) 66 of 89
It was an uncouth comment  (fail)
From: fixrman22 Apr 2015 14:30
To: 99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD) 67 of 89
If you are a hot black lipstick lesbian, I will have a sex change (?) so that I can have sex with you. I am attracted to lesbians, being like one myself - trapped in a man's body.

There is the perfect beer for you over here, Stone Arrogant Bastard. Right up your street, I think, plus quite good.



It isn't too expensive, you're too cheap.
From: 99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)22 Apr 2015 16:16
To: fixrman 68 of 89
Looks a bit dark for me. Don't get me wrong, I'm not racist or anything, in fact some of my best friends are crackers, but I just prefer my beer paler.
From: 99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)22 Apr 2015 16:17
To: CHYRON (DSMITHHFX) 69 of 89
Sorry, you lost me there.
From: fixrman22 Apr 2015 20:13
To: 99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD) 70 of 89
Uhhh... Crackers are white. As in, whipcrackers. Can't get any paler than that.

It is not for the faint of heart, bold and big. 7.2 ABV.
From: 99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)23 Apr 2015 06:32
To: fixrman 71 of 89
I know. But, speaking as a nigger myself, having friends that are crackers is proof that I ain't no racialist.

And I don't do strong beers no more. I used to drink Chimay blue an' awl that shit. But now I jus' like to hang wit me homies an' drink Miller lite. An' shit.
EDITED: 23 Apr 2015 06:35 by MR_BASTARD
From: CHYRON (DSMITHHFX)23 Apr 2015 08:48
To: 99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD) 72 of 89
I doubt it.
From: 99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)23 Apr 2015 13:24
To: CHYRON (DSMITHHFX) 73 of 89
You do realise that I don't read most of this crap, don't you?
EDITED: 23 Apr 2015 13:25 by MR_BASTARD
From: CHYRON (DSMITHHFX)23 Apr 2015 14:49
To: 99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD) 74 of 89
You and I were referring to this crap.
From: fixrman23 Apr 2015 15:00
To: 99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD) 75 of 89
Just be mindful of the Born On/Expiration dates.
From: fixrman23 Apr 2015 15:03
To: CHYRON (DSMITHHFX) 76 of 89
 LOL