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From: Chris (CHRISSS)
19 Feb 2015 21:31
To: koswix
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Haha. I don't think I've ever bought anything while drunk, apart from more alcohol and kebabs.
You need a breathalyser attached yo your phone which stops you buying anything if above a certain alcohol limit.
From: 99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)
19 Feb 2015 21:42
To: Chris (CHRISSS)
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quote:
Chris (CHRISSS)
...apart from more alcohol and kebabs.
I misread that as 'more alcohol and lesbians' at first. Must get my eyes tested.
From: Chris (CHRISSS)
19 Feb 2015 22:01
To: 99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)
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That sounds like a good drunk purchase
:)
Maybe next time I'll buy some lesbians.
From: koswix
20 Feb 2015 00:31
To: Chris (CHRISSS)
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I'd rather buy an ssd than eat a late night kebab shop kebab
:-|
From: 99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)
20 Feb 2015 08:31
To: koswix
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What are your views on eating a late night lesbian?
From: graphitone
20 Feb 2015 09:10
To: 99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)
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Presumably, she wouldn't entertain
him
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From: koswix
20 Feb 2015 09:15
To: 99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)
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Depends how drunk I am.
From: Chris (CHRISSS)
20 Feb 2015 10:09
To: 99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)
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Can I have a lesbian kebab?
From: Chris (CHRISSS)
20 Feb 2015 10:22
To: koswix
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I don't think I've ever actually had a late night kebab. Or maybe only once. Chips or a burger I might buy instead.
From: 99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)
20 Feb 2015 10:32
To: Chris (CHRISSS)
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All of a sudden, I was haunted by Jade Goody's infamous quote.
From: Chris (CHRISSS)
20 Feb 2015 10:48
To: 99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)
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Something about kebabs or lesbians?
From: 99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)
20 Feb 2015 13:19
To: Chris (CHRISSS)
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Kebabs. More specifically, her "kebab".
From: Serg (NUKKLEAR)
6 Mar 2015 18:24
To: 99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)
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The fact that you know that quote...
On a side subject, I've found that one of the benefits of having a wife is that I buy far less useless tat nowadays.
I said TAT.
From: 99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)
6 Mar 2015 21:20
To: Serg (NUKKLEAR)
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In all honesty I never watched BB, least of all /that/ episode. But it became quite famous shortly afterwards. For some reason.