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From: 99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)19 Feb 2015 14:00
To: koswix 43 of 58
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quote: koswix
Seems like drunk kos has been hitting eBay.

(hug) (woot)

I do some of my best most expensive purchasing while under the influence of alcohol!

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From: koswix19 Feb 2015 19:56
To: 99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD) 44 of 58
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Drunk kos spends far too much money.

I vaguely remember being pissed off in the pub on Friday afternoon cos my laptop took about 20 minutes (beer time, not real time) to boot up ('working' 'lunch').

Sadly because it was drunk kos buying, he bought from Dabs outlet in eBay. For 6 quid more than the drive is on Dabs.com. And slower delivery. I think I need to hide my eBay password :$
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From: Chris (CHRISSS)19 Feb 2015 21:31
To: koswix 45 of 58
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Haha. I don't think I've ever bought anything while drunk, apart from more alcohol and kebabs.

You need a breathalyser attached yo your phone which stops you buying anything if above a certain alcohol limit.
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From: 99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)19 Feb 2015 21:42
To: Chris (CHRISSS) 46 of 58
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quote: Chris (CHRISSS)
...apart from more alcohol and kebabs.

I misread that as 'more alcohol and lesbians' at first. Must get my eyes tested.

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From: Chris (CHRISSS)19 Feb 2015 22:01
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That sounds like a good drunk purchase :) Maybe next time I'll buy some lesbians.
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From: koswix20 Feb 2015 00:31
To: Chris (CHRISSS) 48 of 58
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I'd rather buy an ssd than eat a late night kebab shop kebab :-|
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From: 99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)20 Feb 2015 08:31
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What are your views on eating a late night lesbian?
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From: graphitone20 Feb 2015 09:10
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Presumably, she wouldn't entertain him.
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From: koswix20 Feb 2015 09:15
To: 99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD) 51 of 58
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Depends how drunk I am.
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From: Chris (CHRISSS)20 Feb 2015 10:09
To: 99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD) 52 of 58
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Can I have a lesbian kebab?
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From: Chris (CHRISSS)20 Feb 2015 10:22
To: koswix 53 of 58
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I don't think I've ever actually had a late night kebab. Or maybe only once. Chips or a burger I might buy instead.
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From: 99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)20 Feb 2015 10:32
To: Chris (CHRISSS) 54 of 58
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All of a sudden, I was haunted by Jade Goody's infamous quote.
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From: Chris (CHRISSS)20 Feb 2015 10:48
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Something about kebabs or lesbians?
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From: 99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)20 Feb 2015 13:19
To: Chris (CHRISSS) 56 of 58
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Kebabs. More specifically, her "kebab".
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From: Serg (NUKKLEAR) 6 Mar 2015 18:24
To: 99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD) 57 of 58
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The fact that you know that quote... 
On a side subject, I've found that one of the benefits of having a wife is that I buy far less useless tat nowadays.

I said TAT.
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From: 99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD) 6 Mar 2015 21:20
To: Serg (NUKKLEAR) 58 of 58
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In all honesty I never watched BB, least of all /that/ episode. But it became quite famous shortly afterwards. For some reason.
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