1. North Korea hire Michael Moore to create comedy movie depicting the assassination of the U.S. President.

2. XBone becomes affordable and overtakes the PS4 in sales.

3. Manned Mars missions pushed back to beyond my lifetime.

4. Gray's Sports Almanac comes out and is entirely useless to all of us.
 

The 2007 Forum awards are.. awarded.

(hahahah, yeah, I know..)

I think he's having a dig at you, Kenneth!

1. Another coalition government
2. Evidence found of life on Mars
3. Coca Cola discovered to be the harbinger of all ills

1. The U.S. needs one.
2. There is life on Mars but it is all dead due to lack of heat.
3. Pepsi-Cola is the harbinger of all ills.
 

I meant that we'd find evidence that life had existed on Mars at some point. The only living things we're likely to find there are what we send ourselves.

You're more than welcome to extend my fizzy beverage hatred to Pepsi too.

That would spoil her er... innocence?!

Done.

I had to google 'subo' to understand wtf you and the loony were on about (fail)