I've never met redneck, but have watched the entire 'King of the Hill', so feel well versed in their ways. I reckon I could track and trap one. What are the rules for releasing them into the wild?

I'd rather you didn't. If you must, however, all you need do is give them a six-pack of Bud, a dilapidated pickup truck and any greasy mongrel. Make sure to take along a set of binoculars. If the pickup truck runs and has big tires, things could get quite interesting quickly.

Ahh, but what then when viewed with coloured stereoscopic spectacles?

My next phone: http://nophone.myshopify.com

Sounds good for dealing with Sue.

One clank in the ear hole might provide endless understanding.

(Giggle) or as we say around these parts; a twilt round the lug 'oil.

Love yours better. ;-)

Ahh, I see. So she is a fat foreign woman doing streetcorner protesting in England, eh?

Anyone willing to posit the Daily Mail as a valid source is not worth wasting time on.

I think you are interested in her. Quite.

No it isn't.

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