Why do you ask?

To be fair though, there are an unreasonable number of panhandlers from E Europe and they tend to be more common to the points of entry. Plus zen never goes outside, so what the fuck does he know?

A fact that embarrasses the laplanders, I've heard. That Santa's from there, not that he's fat.

> there are an unreasonable number of panhandlers from E Europe

[citation needed]

That's the old PB I've been looking for!

Fuck *off*.

Also Merry Christmas & Happy Hannukah.

Harpy Horridays!

This isn't frikkin' wakipaedia
But http://www.visitdover.co.uk/beggars_panhandlers.htm

"The domain name VisitDover.co.uk is for sale for guide price £949"

Fatties try harder and cook better.
 

That should be the mandatory greeting for everyone on earth.

Thanks for an incredibly intelligent response. Perhaps you could have a chat with some of the rednecks and bigots over 'ere. It may be an exercise in total futility, but I'd like them told just the same.

I've never met redneck, but have watched the entire 'King of the Hill', so feel well versed in their ways. I reckon I could track and trap one. What are the rules for releasing them into the wild?

I'd rather you didn't. If you must, however, all you need do is give them a six-pack of Bud, a dilapidated pickup truck and any greasy mongrel. Make sure to take along a set of binoculars. If the pickup truck runs and has big tires, things could get quite interesting quickly.