BIG Issue...

From: Peter (BOUGHTONP)22 Dec 2014 17:30
To: CHYRON (DSMITHHFX) 26 of 76
Do those eyes look pale magenta to you?
From: CHYRON (DSMITHHFX)22 Dec 2014 18:13
To: Peter (BOUGHTONP) 27 of 76
They look bloodshot...
From: Peter (BOUGHTONP)22 Dec 2014 18:43
To: CHYRON (DSMITHHFX) 28 of 76
Has anyone else ever pointed out how poor an imitation of Eliza you are?
From: CHYRON (DSMITHHFX)22 Dec 2014 19:13
To: Peter (BOUGHTONP) 29 of 76
Hoo dat?
From: graphitone22 Dec 2014 20:27
To: Peter (BOUGHTONP) 30 of 76
Ah, the whole picture makes sense now.

For the record, I've never thought of you as a brown loving person. I always thought you'd favour a nice taupe.
From: Drew (X3N0PH0N)24 Dec 2014 09:43
To: Al JunioR (53NORTH) 31 of 76
Fuck off.
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From: graphitone24 Dec 2014 11:44
To: Al JunioR (53NORTH) 33 of 76
I think Xen's outburst is more at the alarming alacrity and prejudice you've displayed for a Big Issue seller who happens to be on the large side, not to mention the accusations of prostitution and subtle hints of playing the immigration game. Assuming circumstances based on appearances is a wholly unwholesome thing and unfortunately all too easy to do and should banished to the wilds as soon as is feasible.

Our local Big Issue seller has some gold teeth. I assume he's a pirate and have made him a nice hat out of a sheet of paper to complete the illusion.
EDITED: 24 Dec 2014 11:45 by GRAPHITONE
From: Peter (BOUGHTONP)24 Dec 2014 13:14
To: CHYRON (DSMITHHFX) 34 of 76
Why do you ask?
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From: 99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)24 Dec 2014 22:01
To: graphitone 36 of 76
To be fair though, there are an unreasonable number of panhandlers from E Europe and they tend to be more common to the points of entry. Plus zen never goes outside, so what the fuck does he know?
From: graphitone24 Dec 2014 22:49
To: Al JunioR (53NORTH) 37 of 76
A fact that embarrasses the laplanders, I've heard. That Santa's from there, not that he's fat.
From: Peter (BOUGHTONP)25 Dec 2014 00:38
To: 99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD) 38 of 76
> there are an unreasonable number of panhandlers from E Europe

[citation needed]

From: Ken (SHIELDSIT)25 Dec 2014 01:42
To: Peter (BOUGHTONP) 39 of 76
That's the old PB I've been looking for!
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From: Drew (X3N0PH0N)25 Dec 2014 12:48
To: Al JunioR (53NORTH) 41 of 76
Fuck *off*.
From: Drew (X3N0PH0N)25 Dec 2014 12:48
To: Al JunioR (53NORTH) 42 of 76
Also Merry Christmas & Happy Hannukah.
From: CHYRON (DSMITHHFX)25 Dec 2014 13:40
To: ALL43 of 76
Harpy Horridays!
From: 99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)25 Dec 2014 17:49
To: Peter (BOUGHTONP) 44 of 76
This isn't frikkin' wakipaedia
But http://www.visitdover.co.uk/beggars_panhandlers.htm
From: Peter (BOUGHTONP)25 Dec 2014 17:58
To: 99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD) 45 of 76
"The domain name VisitDover.co.uk is for sale for guide price £949"
EDITED: 25 Dec 2014 17:58 by BOUGHTONP