Looks like it was designed by Peter in one of his more expansive palette moods. Definitely lighter shades of brown there.

Are you suggesting Peter's a very brown sort of person?

Far from it, as a person he's as pale as they come. And as such is highly unlikely to be the victim of police brutality.

But his aesthetic is more inclined towards the dingy.

(The bastard doesn't understand atmosphere. :@)

PRECIOUS!!!

Oh and I didn't do that (I would have almost certainly focused differently for one thing, and probably lit it better too), and it doesn't look like the sort of image that would be the default - what with a photo of a ring having nothing to do with bees or forums.

Wrong colour, wrong shape, it's not solid, and is unlikely to reveal an inscription when held within a flame.

Also, an exclamation would be italicised whilst a non-exclamation would not be in large uppercase. Your choice of hue is dubious too.

Do those eyes look pale magenta to you?

They look bloodshot...

Has anyone else ever pointed out how poor an imitation of Eliza you are?

Hoo dat?

Ah, the whole picture makes sense now.

For the record, I've never thought of you as a brown loving person. I always thought you'd favour a nice taupe.

Fuck off.

I think Xen's outburst is more at the alarming alacrity and prejudice you've displayed for a Big Issue seller who happens to be on the large side, not to mention the accusations of prostitution and subtle hints of playing the immigration game. Assuming circumstances based on appearances is a wholly unwholesome thing and unfortunately all too easy to do and should banished to the wilds as soon as is feasible.

Our local Big Issue seller has some gold teeth. I assume he's a pirate and have made him a nice hat out of a sheet of paper to complete the illusion.

Why do you ask?

To be fair though, there are an unreasonable number of panhandlers from E Europe and they tend to be more common to the points of entry. Plus zen never goes outside, so what the fuck does he know?