You would think so but she doesn't seem to have noticed yet. Am I doing something wrong?

Try using a living one.

I suppose that could make a difference. I'll give it a go next time.

Your mind works in ways that are strange and alien to me.

We keep a few around the garden to keep the slugs and snails in check, but I wouldn't touch a dead one.

Don't feel bad, we can't all be insanely brilliant geniuses.

I'll leave the insanity to you. :J

Oh and the whores. You're welcome to their pestilence.