Ouch!!!!

From: 99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)14 Oct 2014 19:56
To: Ken (SHIELDSIT) 6 of 68
Shit dude, get better soon!

My house is four storeys high. I'll book you in for the gutter clean, because I'm not fool enough to do it myself!
From: milko14 Oct 2014 20:09
To: Ken (SHIELDSIT) 7 of 68
Fucking hell Ken, you maniac! Next time make a drone to fly up there or something. Glad you're not dead, by the way.
From: Chris (CHRISSS)14 Oct 2014 20:11
To: Ken (SHIELDSIT) 8 of 68
Oh my. Hope you'll be back to working order soon.

I'm not scared of heights but I don't feel safe working on ladders. Always feel like one wrong move and I'll be dead. Get your quadcopter to clean them out next time.
From: Kenny J (WINGNUTKJ)14 Oct 2014 20:34
To: Ken (SHIELDSIT) 9 of 68
Yeesh - hope you're on the mend.

Meanwhile, why hasn't anyone invented a drone that can clean gutters? I was seriously considering it a while back, since I live on the top floor of a three-storey building. Quadracopter which lowers a little bulldozer into the gutter, and picks it up when it's done.
 
From: johngti_mk-ii14 Oct 2014 20:38
To: Ken (SHIELDSIT) 10 of 68
Mend soon ken. And broken your back in two places? Just avoid those places in future ;)
From: CHYRON (DSMITHHFX)14 Oct 2014 20:41
To: Ken (SHIELDSIT) 11 of 68
Was it a quadcopter? Did it take you for a swim?
From: CHYRON (DSMITHHFX)14 Oct 2014 20:43
To: Kenny J (WINGNUTKJ) 12 of 68
It would probably be better to make self-cleaning gutters, with flamethrowers or boiling acid.
From: Manthorp14 Oct 2014 20:46
To: ALL13 of 68
Gutters don't break people's necks.  Dumbass clown-footed people break people's necks.
From: koswix14 Oct 2014 21:04
To: Ken (SHIELDSIT) 14 of 68
That's nothing. I was tightening up a caliper retaining bolt when the socket slipped off the nut and I punched myself full in the face. Got a right big egg on my forehead.
From: patch14 Oct 2014 21:29
To: Ken (SHIELDSIT) 15 of 68
Only an 8 foot drop? No wonder you Mericans wear all that padding when you're trying to play rugby.

Take this as a lesson, though. You're not supposed to do that kind of stuff yourself. You're supposed to get an immigrant to do it for you.

Get well soon, though. And make sure you use it as an excuse for getting out of just about anything. "Empty the dishwasher? Are you mad, woman? I've got a broken back!" "No, I couldn't possibly go to that meeting. I've broken my back." etc etc
From: Peter (BOUGHTONP)14 Oct 2014 21:45
To: Ken (SHIELDSIT) 16 of 68
See, this is why I don't use ladders. :C

{{{Ken}}}
From: Ken (SHIELDSIT)14 Oct 2014 22:50
To: ALL17 of 68
Thanks all for the well wishes! I was about a foot from being killed I'd say.  I had the snow plow out in the driveway and just missed it ween I fell.  I can't imagine the damage that thing would have done to me!
From: graphitone15 Oct 2014 07:22
To: Peter (BOUGHTONP) 18 of 68
Do you have the facility of self propelled levitation instead?
From: Drew (X3N0PH0N)15 Oct 2014 08:21
To: Ken (SHIELDSIT) 19 of 68
(hug)

Get well soon Kenny. And stop fucking climbing shit.
From: Chris (CHRISSS)15 Oct 2014 08:47
To: CHYRON (DSMITHHFX) 20 of 68
Quadcopter revenge attack :O
From: CHYRON (DSMITHHFX)15 Oct 2014 09:33
To: Manthorp 21 of 68
From: Matt15 Oct 2014 12:09
To: Ken (SHIELDSIT) 22 of 68
Damn it Ken, you had one job! One job! I knew you wouldn't be able to do it properly. Knew I should have gotten someone else to do it. You useless sod.

Hope you get better soon!
From: Ken (SHIELDSIT)15 Oct 2014 12:56
To: Matt 23 of 68
My wife made me a list of things she wanted me to do around the house and cleaning the gutters wasn't on that list.  It needed done so I figured I'd squeeze that it.  Now I don't know when that list will be finished!
From: koswix15 Oct 2014 13:23
To: Ken (SHIELDSIT) 24 of 68
The lengths you'll go to to avoid doing chores. I'm impressed.
From: fixrman15 Oct 2014 14:38
To: Manthorp 25 of 68
Asshat.