If you can wait a month, we might be in a position to ask the Scottish government if they can help. Stands to reason it'd be a good shout, what with the expertise in cloning*, odd animals** and miniaturisation*** we have in Scotland.
*Dolly the Sheep
**Haggis, Nessie, Dolly the Sheep
***Ronnie Corbett
But then they'd all be sleekit and timorous.
Didn't your Scottish miniaturisation experiments lead to that whole Krankies thing? I would've thought it strictly verboten since that happened.
Mouse seems to be doing some sort of experiment. Just not sure if it's miniaturisation or giganticising (that's now a word).
Good point! Mouse, get some animals into this experiment!
And Shetland ponies!
Sounds like a plan. You need to start campaigning for 'Yes'.
Ponies are effete affectations of the bourgoisie. Political correctness gone mad. We want mini-dinosaurs and we cannot lie.
I'll ask everyone I know to vote Yes because I want miniature dinosaurs. (Rather than asking them to vote Yes because I believe it's an opportunity for a more progressive and socially democratic nation which better suits the needs of the people, like I've been doing just now).
I am entirely for 'Yes' for all of the reasons you said. Unfortunately you'll saddle us with a permanent Tory government. So fuck you.
That's my issue with this independence thing. Love them to vote Yes for their own benefit but it fucks us when it comes to our parliament.
Still, it'll be our own fault. Referendum for Northern independence tbh.
Yeah, sorry about that. Unfortunately, I think you'll get a Tory government regardless of what happens in Scotland.
Makes me wonder why the hell Cameron is opposing independence from the whinging Scots. Surely it would help the Tories.
Ponies are effete affectations of the bourgoisie.
Ahhhh...small enough for you?
Just need to hope SimonR does stop by for a perve.
Might personally secede and join Scotland.
You'll probably find that more effective.
Personally I'm voting yes just so that Andy Murray can be Scottish when he wins, too.
Because he needs the income from Scotland. And all his mates need the oil contracts.
Hang it from the lamp-post! Or send it to plough (yj) on a collective farm.
I don't think it would be tenderised significantly by hanging TBH