US Meat

From: Ken (SHIELDSIT)28 May 2014 19:39
To: graphitone 5 of 17
Is the name of the shipping company something something wormhole?
From: graphitone28 May 2014 19:47
To: Ken (SHIELDSIT) 6 of 17
You wouldn't need a wormhole with a supersonic ship. Invent one, Ken!
From: Chris (CHRISSS)28 May 2014 21:14
To: Ken (SHIELDSIT) 7 of 17
Amazon's next delivery method, after octocopters.
From: Ken (SHIELDSIT)28 May 2014 22:23
To: ALL8 of 17
If I had any talent I'd have used it on something already.  I'm just a worker bee.
From: fixrman29 May 2014 03:25
To: graphitone 9 of 17
He'd have to drive about 7 hours to get to the coast. You do not dress like that over there, I've been. Well, at Warwick castle they did - but they were shooting arrows, weren't they? And you have knobbly bars.
From: cynicoid29 May 2014 05:51
To: Ken (SHIELDSIT) 10 of 17
My mums bimbling about over there, off to see someone called Elmer or Elver, Ennis ? Anyways they were supposed to be quite well known once.

She's doing a Chattanooga, Atlanta, New Orleans, Memphis grey oldies coach tour - I can ask if she'd like to meet a complete stranger that she has nothing in common with if you'd like ?

She doesn't drink, smoke or swear and has a bad hip so dancing is out of the question, but judging by what I found under her bed probably quite sexually adventurous, mind you that was 40 years ago, she's 70 now.
From: 99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)29 May 2014 09:09
To: cynicoid 11 of 17
Elvis perhaps? I understand that reports of his death were greatly exaggerated.
From: Ken (SHIELDSIT)29 May 2014 12:18
To: cynicoid 12 of 17
Well sure!  I can give her a tour of our retirement homes, and we have a pretty good Elvis impersonator that usually shows up at a fair during the summer.
From: Ken (SHIELDSIT)29 May 2014 12:19
To: 99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD) 13 of 17
I just watched a documentary about this last week.  He's dead!  :-@
From: 99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)29 May 2014 16:12
To: Ken (SHIELDSIT) 14 of 17
(psst....it's a NSA cover-up, ask Ed Snowden!)
From: Ken (SHIELDSIT)29 May 2014 16:52
To: 99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD) 15 of 17
ooooohhhhhhhhh!   :-O
From: fixrman29 May 2014 17:55
To: cynicoid 16 of 17
Why were you fumbling about under the bed?
From: graphitone30 May 2014 14:07
To: fixrman 17 of 17
I do /not/ have wobbly bars. Just a fat back. :C