Elvis perhaps? I understand that reports of his death were greatly exaggerated.
Well sure! I can give her a tour of our retirement homes, and we have a pretty good Elvis impersonator that usually shows up at a fair during the summer.
I just watched a documentary about this last week. He's dead! :-@
(psst....it's a NSA cover-up, ask Ed Snowden!)
Why were you fumbling about under the bed?
I do /not/ have wobbly bars. Just a fat back. :C