Most likely poster for the Feds to call about and say something bad on.

Speak up, I can hardly hear you.

Most porcine forumite

The Richard Madeley award for most smugness shoehorned into a post.

Fourmite who lives furthest from Mouse's house.

Least likely to divulge favourite pizza toppings.
Most likely to eat pizza.

Repeat that in Angry Birds, if you want a missile strike!

THe worst of it is that the forces of western democracy know a) how much time I sepnd on Angry Birds and b) how shit I am at it.

Any more, or should I start canvassing for nomblinations?

Best Kitchen Offer?

I invented one this morning but now I can't remember what it is!  Damn you pressure!  How could you make me forget!

I've found it!  Best unboxing video by Kos, er a forum member.

I think we're ready to get started.  Preparation is everything.

Is that an arrest able offence?

Ken, Kenny, Kenneth, Ken, Kenbert. The whole point of the nominations is that there needs to be more than one person in the running, otherwise what's the point in having the award? Like, for the "Best American" award, you might be in with a slight chance, but only if I get bribed by the Feds not to include Katsung.

If Kos is the only person here who's done an unboxing video, there's no point. Especially since he didn't do the unboxing video in 2007 and hasn't even done it yet.

Actually, why are unboxing videos even a thing? And can I download videos of scantily clad and attractive women slowly unpeeling the protective plastic sheeting from the shiny bits of consumer electronics? What about pictures of nuns?

HA!  Well maybe Kos doing an unboxing video will motivate others to do something like that as well?  And then pretty soon you will have many contestants!

I can talk to the feds for you, but only after I get my trophy!

Best kitchen /fitter/