About a month ago I dropped my laptop. Not far, and it was absolutely fine afterwards. The only damage was the receiver for my cheapy, $3 Chinese wireless mouse which exploded into a million pieces.

So I order a Microsoft Wireless Mobile Mouse 4000, which is quite lovely and not too expensive. And then my laptop got nicked, with the nano receiver in it.

So I now have two wireless mice that are, as far as I know, completely useless. Any cool ideas for what to do with them/their internals?

Feed them to snakes.

Manthrob's mechanical snake (N,J)

Force them to fight until only one remains!