Oh yeah, those people with locks on their front doors, they're the ones to watch out for; they're clearly hiding nefarious goings on.
Making myself look suspicious is half the point - the bigger the haystack that whistleblowers can hide in, the better chances of revealing the corruption and getting something done about it.
Do you guys remember what Bill Clinton used to do when he would get into trouble? I.E. Monica Lewinsky...
He would divert our attention by invading some country and soon we'd forget about the blow job he had gotten. I think Obama is taking a page from Willies book!