The secret to regexp is to always write a very detailed comment about what each section of the statement means, what it is intended to do, and why. And then give up regexp and do something less soul-destroying instead.
Can I SSH into your machine? :D
And where the heck is PB? He'd have this done already :C
Exactly what I thought. PB would've had it made and you sacked and him employed remotely to do your job in 15 mins each day.
He can park cars remotely?!
Don't underestimate his abilities!
People let you park their cars? Willingly?
Yeah, I think what you've actually got is a job as a carjacker.
I'm pretty sure that would pay better.