If we take his post at face value, the obvious sympathetic advice is to suggest that he abandons the loons to their nutritional failings and substance abuse, and seeks out a forum where the members believe that the body is a temple and that the omnipotent they are stirring the oceans with their magic teaspoons.

I ate some tasty lunch a few minutes ago.

As a fellow Yorkshireman I feel somewhat special that he's stuck us all together in that branding, it as though he sees Yorkshire as the kingpin of all counties. (nod)



I'm not sure we're at all 'ladsy' about /anything/. The way I understand the term would describe the layabouts extolling the virtues of going on the piss every opportunity and shagging everything that moves while bleating on about the latest episode of The Only Way is Essex. While it's probable that we could include your good self and Mr. B in there, I certainly don't subscribe to it. :-{)

Was the hamster roasted or boiled?

<proud> but <ashamed of being lumped in with le Bastard>

Oi! I have never watched The Only Way Is Essex! :@

Otherwise, proud to stand guilty as charged, but ashamed of being lumped in with Yorkshire! (flat cap)(whippet)()

Boiled in glue.

But Yorkshire has this:



How could you be ashamed of that?! It's Shipley's answer to a rollercoaster.

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Sounds hot.

Whilst you should be flattered to be lumped in with Yorkshire, i'm not all that keen on having everyone lumped in with us. We're not all that fond of outsiders.

<shouts>WHEREABOUTS ARE YOU?!</shouts>

Hull. Yorkshire's crowning glory^{[citation needed].}

:-P

You've not seen the wonders of Bradford recently then?

 

I try not to see the wonders of Bradford, to be honest.

We do have a fair share of local notable nutters though, which help stave off the boredom.

If you really are talking about here... well, I'll respond point by point.



Are you free from the human condition? Am I speaking to a bodhisattva? What an odd thing to say. Our problem is that we're human?

And... we know little about nutrition? :D What the fuck sort of criticism is that? ARGH these people SICKEN me, they know NOTHING of nutrition!



I care very much about spiritual well being and I'm pretty sure there are others here who do too. Though I'd never put it in quite those words because they're fairly meaningless. there's a theological discussion in another thread right now. You've not been involved that I've seen. Probably because it's a discussion and you don't tend to do those.



No idea what that means.



That's simply bollocks. This place is full of compassion. It's largely devoid of false sentiment though, which may be what you're looking for.



I've not seen any evidence that you are remotely spiritual, quite the contrary. You seem to be utterly lacking the sort of self-awareness necessary for anything resembling a spiritual curiosity.

This is evidenced by the fact that you never actually enter into discussion with anyone at all. You ignore all requests for you to explain or back up your claims (your posts tend to be declamatory rather than discursive). Moreover though, you seem unaware of this, you seem to think this is normal behaviour, you barely seem aware that other people exist.

I don't give a fuck whether you drink or not. I don't see what that has to do with your ability (or lack thereof) to communicate meaningfully with others. I don't drink, either. Does that make you and I better able to communicate?

I don't think you have a 'rich tapestry' of knowledge. I think you have a smattering of facts and a lot of misinformed, indefensible (demonstrated by your failure to defend it) bullshit combined with a hefty ego and absolute lack of social empathy.

Just to be clear, it's not the stuff about magic beams moving tectonic plates around and all that stuff that puts me off. It's your absolute unwillingness to discuss it. I think, perhaps, that you like feeling like you have access to secret knowledge and that explaining it to others would diminish that feeling. Or perhaps you realise that, since this forum contains many smarter and better informed people than you, they would prove to you that you are living in a fantasy world and you obviously don't want that, you've spent a long time constructing your cocoon of bullshit.

Also the anti-Semitism bothered me. Again, not just the simple fact that you hold such views - anyone can hold whatever views they like here, so long as they can justify them. What bothers me is, again, your utter unwillingness to fucking discuss them.

So no, none of what you said is why you feel like you don't fit in here. We have many nutters here who fit in just fine. The reason you feel like you don't fit in is because you don't discuss anything. You make claims and then refuse to engage in debate and discussion. You act like this is your blog, a place for declamation and monologue. It's not, it's a fucking forum, a place for discussion and dialogue. Your absolute lack of willingness to engage with other people at all is thoroughly fucking insulting to every one of us.

*Starts slow clap*

This one?

It's like you were in my head.

Jesus' Love Syndrome.