Not if they have the capability of protecting you from exploding poos in your tummy.

Poos don't explode in my tummy.

They do in mine if I've been drinking milk ;)

Then don't drink it.

Make cheese and eat it.

I can't do that either. I think. I'm not really sure yet but an egg moyanaise sandwich and a dairy free cottage pie with lots of butter (made by my mother in law) gave me a bad stomach today. Only been on a milk free diet for 2 weeks.

Have you tried turning yourself off and on again?

I require a reboot at least twice a day.

I'm now going to have a toasted cheese sandwich with tomato sauce.

Oohh, yes please... Oh, wait. I can't have any :( Not that I would want TS with it. I had to decline cheesecake tonight. Taking a while to get used to black coffee.

I'd rather have exploding poos.

Once isn't too bad, but 4-5 times in a a day isn't fun :(

You stuff a Tesla beam up the arse of a hamster and it'll make the outer reaches of the solar system.

Yes, but that wouldn't be rocket powered.

You could try, I guess, seems pretty dumb to me, but then so do you.

 

Personally, I gloss over it. HTH (yj).

Matt emulsion is better for those things.

While I agree that it takes other coats better, it's less resiliant to scratches and bumps. You pays your money and you takes your choice.

I prefer not to wear coats, but I'm still fairly resilient to scratches and bumps...

Good choice. A cardigan is waaayy better.

Which one?

Which cardigan or which choice?