You don't have poo fusion capabilities, and poo-laden hamsters are /heavy/.

How do you know I don't have poo fusion capabilities? <covers up mysterious shiny box with sheet>

Do you really think I'm stupid enough to reveal my sources?

Tomato, brown, or some kind of hot chilli one?

Tomato, of course!

Brown is tasteless crap, and my sensitive palate can't handle chilli.

Chillies are awesome. Cheese sauce would be a problem for me now though. I seem to have an intolerance/allergy to milk :S

Is it fatal?

Not as fatal as eating a fusion poo as it exploses. And only fatal if you consider eating anything fatal as one day you'll die. But not eating would be more fatal. Unless it's an exploding hamster poo.

 

And I've run out of olives again :'(

Running out of olives is a good thing.

Not if they have the capability of protecting you from exploding poos in your tummy.

Poos don't explode in my tummy.

They do in mine if I've been drinking milk ;)

Then don't drink it.

Make cheese and eat it.

I can't do that either. I think. I'm not really sure yet but an egg moyanaise sandwich and a dairy free cottage pie with lots of butter (made by my mother in law) gave me a bad stomach today. Only been on a milk free diet for 2 weeks.

Have you tried turning yourself off and on again?

I require a reboot at least twice a day.

I'm now going to have a toasted cheese sandwich with tomato sauce.

Oohh, yes please... Oh, wait. I can't have any :( Not that I would want TS with it. I had to decline cheesecake tonight. Taking a while to get used to black coffee.

I'd rather have exploding poos.

Once isn't too bad, but 4-5 times in a a day isn't fun :(