2 days ago ~ 39777.191

You read the stuff he writes? You do realise that the use of the adverb doesn't mitigate the felony, don't you?

What the fuck else are you going to do, eat it!?

Smell it? Lick it? Inhale it? Print it out and send it to the moon on a hamster powered rocket?

The only way a hamster powered rocket is going to have enough power to get out the atmosphere is if you burn both the hamsters and their wheels. :@

Don't be silly. Hamster poo turned into some atomic powered engine fuel. You'd get a lot of energy turning a piece of poo directly into energy.

You don't have poo fusion capabilities, and poo-laden hamsters are /heavy/.

How do you know I don't have poo fusion capabilities? <covers up mysterious shiny box with sheet>

Do you really think I'm stupid enough to reveal my sources?

Tomato, brown, or some kind of hot chilli one?

Tomato, of course!

Brown is tasteless crap, and my sensitive palate can't handle chilli.

Chillies are awesome. Cheese sauce would be a problem for me now though. I seem to have an intolerance/allergy to milk :S

Is it fatal?

Not as fatal as eating a fusion poo as it exploses. And only fatal if you consider eating anything fatal as one day you'll die. But not eating would be more fatal. Unless it's an exploding hamster poo.

 

And I've run out of olives again :'(

Running out of olives is a good thing.

Not if they have the capability of protecting you from exploding poos in your tummy.

Poos don't explode in my tummy.

They do in mine if I've been drinking milk ;)

Then don't drink it.

Make cheese and eat it.

I can't do that either. I think. I'm not really sure yet but an egg moyanaise sandwich and a dairy free cottage pie with lots of butter (made by my mother in law) gave me a bad stomach today. Only been on a milk free diet for 2 weeks.