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From: Drew (X3N0PH0N)12 Aug 2012 20:17
To: patch 28 of 73
We'll need China on our side.
From: patch12 Aug 2012 21:14
To: Drew (X3N0PH0N) 29 of 73
I think Milko may have some contacts on that side. Maybe he could have a word.
From: Drew (X3N0PH0N)12 Aug 2012 21:26
To: patch 30 of 73
Racist.
From: patch12 Aug 2012 21:35
To: Drew (X3N0PH0N) 31 of 73
You asked for it.
From: Ken (SHIELDSIT)13 Aug 2012 02:13
To: ALL32 of 73
Are you bringing clubs and bats? We could have a ball game before all the murdering starts! I'd even share a poptart with everyone!
From: 99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)13 Aug 2012 08:58
To: Drew (X3N0PH0N) 33 of 73
It's been a long spiral of descent ever since they threw tea overboard and took to drinking dirty dishwater masquerading as coffee! :Y
From: graphitone13 Aug 2012 10:22
To: Ken (SHIELDSIT) 34 of 73
Shouldn't that be:
quote:
Y'all bringing whacking sticks? Sheeet, ain't no honky white trash gonna tackle ma nizzle. Yo?


And etc.

I have never had a poptart and I don't think I ever will. I prefer to get my sugary/fatty kicks from good dark chocolate.
From: 99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)13 Aug 2012 10:33
To: graphitone 35 of 73
He is honky white trash though.
From: graphitone13 Aug 2012 11:06
To: 99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD) 36 of 73

Oh right.

 

I always imagined him as middle class.

 

A bit like a white Cliff Huxtable.

From: Manthorp13 Aug 2012 11:07
To: 99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD) 37 of 73
I have to say in defence of the colonies that they actually make *much* better coffee than their lords and masters. If you want to point a finger at caffeine crims, look no further than the British.

From my, admittedly limited, experience the Swiss don't have much to brag about either.
From: 99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)13 Aug 2012 11:28
To: Manthorp 38 of 73
quote: Manthorp
I have to say in defence of the colonies that they actually make *much* better coffee than their lords and masters.

My experience of American coffee really is of little better than dirty dishwater: thin, pale brown, largely tasteless, and you need 15 cups to feel anything. But YMOV.
quote: Manthorp
From my, admittedly limited, experience the Swiss don't have much to brag about either.

Presumably your experience hasn't extended to Nespresso, then.
From: 99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)13 Aug 2012 11:35
To: Manthorp 39 of 73
Having said all that, I much prefer tea to coffee anyway.
From: Manthorp13 Aug 2012 11:57
To: 99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD) 40 of 73
Nespresso, the Apple Mac of coffeemaking. How can we charge customers ten times as much for their coffee as it actually costs? Ah, by persuading them that emptying a portafilter into the bin will give them leprosy.
From: 99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)13 Aug 2012 12:19
To: Manthorp 41 of 73

Emptying a filter into the bin causes leprosy? ZOIMG!!!! :O

 

(but for those of us who like stronger coffee than your bog-standard, and are too lazy to go through all that 'proper coffee maker' shit, and/or who like to have different flavours without storing masses of beans, Nespresso is just fine enough. Ask my missus.)

From: Ken (SHIELDSIT)13 Aug 2012 13:05
To: graphitone 42 of 73
I'll have to practice my white trash talk!

Fine, don't have a poptart, you're only depriving yourself!
From: 99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)13 Aug 2012 13:18
To: Ken (SHIELDSIT) 43 of 73
The original poptart:

From: Ken (SHIELDSIT)13 Aug 2012 13:20
To: 99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD) 44 of 73
ugh, you can keep that one!
From: 99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)13 Aug 2012 13:22
To: Ken (SHIELDSIT) 45 of 73
Oh good god, no. I prefer my sleazy strumpets not to sing like Minnie Mouse.
From: Ken (SHIELDSIT)13 Aug 2012 13:23
To: 99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD) 46 of 73
But she has a pretend accent that fits in better over that way than it does here!
From: 99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)13 Aug 2012 13:24
To: Ken (SHIELDSIT) 47 of 73
I wasn't aware she was pretending, except pretending to be 20 years younger than she really is, that is.