See, I called it :D

We had that around here yesterday.

 

Huge hailstorms in parts of Bradford - on my walk into work I go through a large park and there were still piles of ice sitting around.

 

What have I learned from this? That the British weather is bat shit crazy. :C

Who's? Who's fucking "artificial weather system"?

Probably them Jews again.

They're buggers for it. Weather manipulation and cream cheese in bagels; two crimes against humanity.

Only because they forget the bacon.

How do you manipulate weather with bacon?

Eat enough of it and you kill enough pigs meaning less greenhouse gases coming out of their rear ends. The climate will be changed somewhat.

So, if these people (whoever they are. Just saying they're in Svalbard doesn't really answer my question, by the way) are so good that they can control the weather (and the planet's crust, apparently, though I'm still not clear on why they're doing any of it), how are they also so incompetent that someone like you knows all about it?

Smoked salmon and cream cheese bagels (with a little freshly-milled black papper)! (drool)

w3rd.

Replace the salmon with bacon and it's a deal.

I'll replace the papper with pepper, but that's about it.

Sickos.

What the fuck have I just read?  I'm crazy but this fucking guy is certifiable.

can someone get this tangent back on course :/