Alan's Psychadelic Earthquake Breakfast

From: Peter (BOUGHTONP) 6 Aug 2012 00:50
To: Al JunioR (53NORTH) 74 of 392
Which of these is your favourite and why?

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From: Drew (X3N0PH0N) 6 Aug 2012 01:10
To: Al JunioR (53NORTH) 75 of 392
Of course our "'human kind' era" has been temperate. If it hadn't, there wouldn't have been any such thing. If it hadn't been temperate then we wouldn't have developed agriculture.

(Which we actually did (at least) twice. There's evidence that we invented agriculture before the last proper ice age, then went back to sleep (not literally, obviously) when the ice came, then invented it again 2000 years later.)

A very small window to develop all this stuff we developed, really. We are inquisitive little monkeys.

I agree with what I think is implied in some of your posts - we don't really appreciate how precarious civilisation is. It would not really take a lot to send us right back to the stone age (having said that, we were far more technologically advanced during the stone age than people tend to think (I don't mean any 'the pyramids were really microwave generators' bullshit by that, I just mean that we weren't stereotypical cavemen during a lot of the neolithic - we had agriculture, trade (and possibly quite complex and intriguing invoicing/receipt/contract systems*), religion, lived in quite large towns/cities, were able to preserve food with salt, had diverse secondary products etc.))

Um, forgot what the point was. Water is sometimes drastically cooler than the air because it has a really fucking high specific heat capacity, that's no mystery is it?

Also we're putting a rather impressive robot on Mars in a few hours**, by hoisting it onto Mars' surface from a hovering rocket-platform 20m above the surface. That's pretty fucking amazing.

* The person sending the delivery out would (assuming the theory is correct, like) embed markers into the flat of a clay hemisphere indicating the products being transported (types and amounts) and what was owed in return, he would then imprint his identifying seal. Another hemisphere would be attached and the whole thing would then be sealed and would accompany the delivery and the receiver would break it open, being able to ensure that the person performing the delivery had not stolen anything and would know what goods were owed in return.
** Assuming the whole ridiculous plan works
From: DrBoff (BOFF) 6 Aug 2012 03:15
To: Al JunioR (53NORTH) 76 of 392

I apologise, I thought for a moment that there might have been some basis in reality in some of your points, but now I realise you're just another maddo.

 

Please continue being mental, I'll leave you to it.

From: Monsoir (PILOTDAN) 6 Aug 2012 07:34
To: DrBoff (BOFF) 77 of 392
See, I called it :D
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From: graphitone 6 Aug 2012 10:38
To: Al JunioR (53NORTH) 80 of 392

We had that around here yesterday.

 

Huge hailstorms in parts of Bradford - on my walk into work I go through a large park and there were still piles of ice sitting around.

 

What have I learned from this? That the British weather is bat shit crazy. :C

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From: patch 6 Aug 2012 18:54
To: Al JunioR (53NORTH) 82 of 392
Who's? Who's fucking "artificial weather system"?
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From: graphitone 6 Aug 2012 20:15
To: patch 83 of 392
Probably them Jews again.
From: Manthorp 6 Aug 2012 20:30
To: graphitone 84 of 392
They're buggers for it. Weather manipulation and cream cheese in bagels; two crimes against humanity.
From: ANT_THOMAS 6 Aug 2012 20:35
To: Manthorp 85 of 392
Only because they forget the bacon.
From: Peter (BOUGHTONP) 6 Aug 2012 21:12
To: ANT_THOMAS 86 of 392
How do you manipulate weather with bacon?
From: ANT_THOMAS 6 Aug 2012 21:36
To: Peter (BOUGHTONP) 87 of 392
Eat enough of it and you kill enough pigs meaning less greenhouse gases coming out of their rear ends. The climate will be changed somewhat.
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From: patch 7 Aug 2012 07:07
To: Al JunioR (53NORTH) 89 of 392
So, if these people (whoever they are. Just saying they're in Svalbard doesn't really answer my question, by the way) are so good that they can control the weather (and the planet's crust, apparently, though I'm still not clear on why they're doing any of it), how are they also so incompetent that someone like you knows all about it?
From: 99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD) 7 Aug 2012 07:13
To: Manthorp 90 of 392
Smoked salmon and cream cheese bagels (with a little freshly-milled black papper)! (drool)
From: Drew (X3N0PH0N) 7 Aug 2012 07:24
To: 99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD) 91 of 392
w3rd.
From: ANT_THOMAS 7 Aug 2012 08:27
To: 99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD) 92 of 392
Replace the salmon with bacon and it's a deal.
From: 99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD) 7 Aug 2012 09:23
To: ANT_THOMAS 93 of 392
I'll replace the papper with pepper, but that's about it.