Speaking on behalf of literally every single agency - overt, covert and imaginary - you are afraid of, I can assure you that we have far better things to do with our time than notice you, let alone invest time, money and puissance in monitoring you.

 

That guy down the street from you, on the other hand, he's a worry. We think he might have figured out the whole potato thing.

We know that to be a cover.

<sirens><flashing lights>*Utter Bollocks Alert!!!*



Ok Snort, my old cocker, expand upon the physics by which subterranean geological stresses 'draw down' metor showers, even 'perhaps'.

How the heck does that even make any sense?

You know the gravitational changes such things can cause are pretty minuscule right? And that gravity fluctuates over the surface of the earth anyway, right? And that gravity falls off as a square of the distance between the objects, right? And that satellites are 'quite high up', right?

Got any links or info about the satellites being pulled out of orbit?

I can imagine all sorts of shit. I can imagine fairies. I can imagine JFK being shot by aliens. I can imagine earthquakes controlled by unnamed powers destroying Iceland. Being able to imagine stuff doesn't make it true, or anywhere near true. Proving stuff makes it true. You haven't and you can't because it isn't.

You know that a butterfly in Europe can set off a tidal wave in China, right?

This looks like the sort of stuff you could be coming up with, y'know, if your sources were credible.

Acutally, it could be you're looking at the same data the researchers in the article are, but your interpretation leaves a little to be desired.

Couldn't see anything in there about meteors though. :/

All he really needs to establish a causal relationship between the meteor showers and earthquakes is a vengeful God who has a bit of a down on Iceland.

Not that I want to drag religion kicking and screaming into this otherwise bonkers thread - but Mr. 53, do you believe that it could all be God's fault? If not, then whose? The Illuminati, aliens, Nostradamus, or Barack Obama?

Jehovah...

My money's on Rebekah Brooks

Ah... that guy again.

 

I reckon it's all Buddha's fault. He wouldn't like Iceland, too cold and slippery, so he's going for a conversion. If it's pounded with enough meteorites, it'd flatten the landscape and with the extra geological activity, presumably warm the place up a bit. No doubt, the lack of hills and warmer climate would appeal to the fat man himself.