Alan's Psychadelic Earthquake Breakfast

From: Manthorp15 Sep 2012 14:08
To: 99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD) 342 of 392
Mine bit off my foreskin in the night. Apple is suing cos they claim they have the patent.
From: THERE IS NO GOD BUT (RENDLE)15 Sep 2012 19:09
To: Al JunioR (53NORTH) 343 of 392

Speaking on behalf of literally every single agency - overt, covert and imaginary - you are afraid of, I can assure you that we have far better things to do with our time than notice you, let alone invest time, money and puissance in monitoring you.

 

That guy down the street from you, on the other hand, he's a worry. We think he might have figured out the whole potato thing.

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From: THERE IS NO GOD BUT (RENDLE)15 Sep 2012 22:59
To: Al JunioR (53NORTH) 345 of 392
We know that to be a cover.
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From: Manthorp23 Sep 2012 16:48
To: Al JunioR (53NORTH) 349 of 392
<sirens><flashing lights>*Utter Bollocks Alert!!!*

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A meteor shower drawn down onto Scotland, perhaps showing the stress Iceland is under may well be manifesting on the deep Caledonian faults


Ok Snort, my old cocker, expand upon the physics by which subterranean geological stresses 'draw down' metor showers, even 'perhaps'.
From: Monsoir (PILOTDAN)23 Sep 2012 18:06
To: Al JunioR (53NORTH) 350 of 392
How the heck does that even make any sense?
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From: Drew (X3N0PH0N)23 Sep 2012 19:53
To: Al JunioR (53NORTH) 352 of 392
You know the gravitational changes such things can cause are pretty minuscule right? And that gravity fluctuates over the surface of the earth anyway, right? And that gravity falls off as a square of the distance between the objects, right? And that satellites are 'quite high up', right?
EDITED: 23 Sep 2012 19:53 by X3N0PH0N
From: ANT_THOMAS23 Sep 2012 19:54
To: Al JunioR (53NORTH) 353 of 392
Got any links or info about the satellites being pulled out of orbit?
From: Manthorp23 Sep 2012 21:14
To: Al JunioR (53NORTH) 354 of 392
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I imagine if a small slot of Earth is giving off fresh charged ions, there's going to be a patch of ionosphere above where they might gather.


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I imagine...


I can imagine all sorts of shit. I can imagine fairies. I can imagine JFK being shot by aliens. I can imagine earthquakes controlled by unnamed powers destroying Iceland. Being able to imagine stuff doesn't make it true, or anywhere near true. Proving stuff makes it true. You haven't and you can't because it isn't.
From: koswix23 Sep 2012 21:29
To: ALL355 of 392
From: 99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)23 Sep 2012 21:55
To: Drew (X3N0PH0N) 356 of 392
You know that a butterfly in Europe can set off a tidal wave in China, right?
From: graphitone24 Sep 2012 12:45
To: Al JunioR (53NORTH) 357 of 392
This looks like the sort of stuff you could be coming up with, y'know, if your sources were credible.

Acutally, it could be you're looking at the same data the researchers in the article are, but your interpretation leaves a little to be desired.

Couldn't see anything in there about meteors though. :/
From: Manthorp24 Sep 2012 13:02
To: graphitone 358 of 392
All he really needs to establish a causal relationship between the meteor showers and earthquakes is a vengeful God who has a bit of a down on Iceland.
From: graphitone24 Sep 2012 13:56
To: Al JunioR (53NORTH) 359 of 392
Not that I want to drag religion kicking and screaming into this otherwise bonkers thread - but Mr. 53, do you believe that it could all be God's fault? If not, then whose? The Illuminati, aliens, Nostradamus, or Barack Obama?
From: Manthorp24 Sep 2012 14:23
To: graphitone 360 of 392
Jehovah...
From: 99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)24 Sep 2012 14:30
To: graphitone 361 of 392
My money's on Rebekah Brooks