Alan's Psychadelic Earthquake Breakfast

From: ANT_THOMAS14 Sep 2012 22:27
To: Drew (X3N0PH0N) 336 of 392
The bad things only happen on the other side. We're safe over here.
From: Drew (X3N0PH0N)14 Sep 2012 22:53
To: ANT_THOMAS 337 of 392
Phew!
From: Manthorp15 Sep 2012 08:01
To: Al JunioR (53NORTH) 338 of 392
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What I mean is there's generally no onus in tropical and temperate lands to plan societies root cellars. The more it blows, the more coconuts and bananas drop.


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Many of the tropical countries, already poor and subject to famine, could experience up to 50 percent losses in productivity.


Rosina Bierbaum, dean of the University of Michigan's
School of Natural Resources and Environment, member of the President's Council of Advisors on Science and Technology


or perhaps read this article on Structures Suitable for Emergency Storage in Tropical Countries by the Overseas Development Natural Resources Institute.

You are basing your fantasies on childishly naive assertions that are self-evidently and demonstrably untrue. Perverse, when you go all quasi-scientific when you're blathering on about geological activity (controlled by the Jews).
From: 99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)15 Sep 2012 09:23
To: Manthorp 339 of 392
Geological activity is controlled by the Jews? Shit, I knew they were evil, but I didn't realise how evil until you told me!
From: Manthorp15 Sep 2012 11:17
To: 99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD) 340 of 392
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So you believe that there is a 'they' but you do not have your own conception of who they are, whatsoever?
Xen

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NASTY MESTERS who make the Fb and Gmail apps turn on every time you activate 3g on a Jewgle phone..
Snort

It's a fact.
From: 99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)15 Sep 2012 12:15
To: Manthorp 341 of 392
I am /so/ glad that I don't have a Jewgle phone, otherwise my brainwaves and back account details would be sucked to Jerusalem.
From: Manthorp15 Sep 2012 13:08
To: 99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD) 342 of 392
Mine bit off my foreskin in the night. Apple is suing cos they claim they have the patent.
From: THERE IS NO GOD BUT (RENDLE)15 Sep 2012 18:09
To: Al JunioR (53NORTH) 343 of 392

Speaking on behalf of literally every single agency - overt, covert and imaginary - you are afraid of, I can assure you that we have far better things to do with our time than notice you, let alone invest time, money and puissance in monitoring you.

 

That guy down the street from you, on the other hand, he's a worry. We think he might have figured out the whole potato thing.

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From: THERE IS NO GOD BUT (RENDLE)15 Sep 2012 21:59
To: Al JunioR (53NORTH) 345 of 392
We know that to be a cover.
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From: Manthorp23 Sep 2012 15:48
To: Al JunioR (53NORTH) 349 of 392
<sirens><flashing lights>*Utter Bollocks Alert!!!*

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A meteor shower drawn down onto Scotland, perhaps showing the stress Iceland is under may well be manifesting on the deep Caledonian faults


Ok Snort, my old cocker, expand upon the physics by which subterranean geological stresses 'draw down' metor showers, even 'perhaps'.
From: Monsoir (PILOTDAN)23 Sep 2012 17:06
To: Al JunioR (53NORTH) 350 of 392
How the heck does that even make any sense?
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From: Drew (X3N0PH0N)23 Sep 2012 18:53
To: Al JunioR (53NORTH) 352 of 392
You know the gravitational changes such things can cause are pretty minuscule right? And that gravity fluctuates over the surface of the earth anyway, right? And that gravity falls off as a square of the distance between the objects, right? And that satellites are 'quite high up', right?
EDITED: 23 Sep 2012 18:53 by X3N0PH0N
From: ANT_THOMAS23 Sep 2012 18:54
To: Al JunioR (53NORTH) 353 of 392
Got any links or info about the satellites being pulled out of orbit?
From: Manthorp23 Sep 2012 20:14
To: Al JunioR (53NORTH) 354 of 392
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I imagine if a small slot of Earth is giving off fresh charged ions, there's going to be a patch of ionosphere above where they might gather.


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I imagine...


I can imagine all sorts of shit. I can imagine fairies. I can imagine JFK being shot by aliens. I can imagine earthquakes controlled by unnamed powers destroying Iceland. Being able to imagine stuff doesn't make it true, or anywhere near true. Proving stuff makes it true. You haven't and you can't because it isn't.
From: koswix23 Sep 2012 20:29
To: ALL355 of 392