Cop out.

Yes you did. You just couldn't answer it.

<keeps his eye on the pennines out of window>

The bad things only happen on the other side. We're safe over here.

Phew!

Rosina Bierbaum, dean of the University of Michigan's
School of Natural Resources and Environment, member of the President's Council of Advisors on Science and Technology

or perhaps read this article on Structures Suitable for Emergency Storage in Tropical Countries by the Overseas Development Natural Resources Institute.

You are basing your fantasies on childishly naive assertions that are self-evidently and demonstrably untrue. Perverse, when you go all quasi-scientific when you're blathering on about geological activity (controlled by the Jews).

Geological activity is controlled by the Jews? Shit, I knew they were evil, but I didn't realise how evil until you told me!

Xen

Snort

It's a fact.

I am /so/ glad that I don't have a Jewgle phone, otherwise my brainwaves and back account details would be sucked to Jerusalem.

Mine bit off my foreskin in the night. Apple is suing cos they claim they have the patent.

Speaking on behalf of literally every single agency - overt, covert and imaginary - you are afraid of, I can assure you that we have far better things to do with our time than notice you, let alone invest time, money and puissance in monitoring you.

 

That guy down the street from you, on the other hand, he's a worry. We think he might have figured out the whole potato thing.

We know that to be a cover.

<sirens><flashing lights>*Utter Bollocks Alert!!!*



Ok Snort, my old cocker, expand upon the physics by which subterranean geological stresses 'draw down' metor showers, even 'perhaps'.

How the heck does that even make any sense?