As long as ash doesn't prevent flights between Zürich and Lisbon in the first two weeks of October, I really don't give a shit.

Perhaps Iceland's being targeted to prevent mother going there and buying cheap frozen pizzas. Fresh is best, I find. :Y

Why do the dates of these major black arts events have to be auspicious?

Why are they rooted in numerology?

Why are 'they' targeting Iceland?

So you believe that there is a 'they' but you do not have your own conception of who they are, whatsoever?

http://www.learn-english-online.org/

Snort, this is an incredibly naive vision of a mythical Christmastreeland that bears no resemblance to 21st century nationhood or economies. Just re-read your own words and try to recognise your own absurdity. It's Hammer horror history.

You infer that tropical countries aren't targeted because they:



What? Tropical countries don't have bad harvests or weather? What fucking planet do you live on? Your mythical tropics of luxuriant plenty are as absurd as your Burgomeister-dominated icy wildernesses. But you also started your stream of verbal diarrhoea with the statement that 'they' targeted Vietnam. So is Vietnam not a tropical country? Or were the Vietnamese 'fundamentally into wealth'? Which self-contradiction is it?

you say. In what sense is it qualitatively different to any other developed Western economy? Because it has a left-of-centre government? Because it nationalised its troubled banks? It's no more an oasis of democracy than Norway, or the UK, or Germany.



You must be aware of the recent re-discovery that the 'number of the beast' was originally 616? So all the awesome significance invested by western society in King James' 666 drains away like dirty water down a plughole. That's the trouble with numerology; it's bollocks.

Finally, you return to your original and true colours. Who are 'they'?



What a surprise! You're just a just tedious old Antisemite. It's the Jews who are controlling *everything*, from the mobile phone in your pocket to earthquakes and who are going to trigger a volcano on the 9th of November 2012 to destroy the noble, socialist nation of blond, blue-eyed Nordic Icelanders.

Snort, you are delusional, bigoted and a cock.

There was no need to use "(sic)" to denote that the misspelling was in the quote and not your own error, since you're (presumably) using BH's autoquote feature, unless you're doing it to assert your own superiority on those that you deem to be lesser intellects. In witch kayse, suk dis bich!

That was *exactly* what I was doing. Grammar fascist bullying in its ugliest form. However, you have caught me out, named and shamed me and I will, in humility, <edit>

Cop out.

Yes you did. You just couldn't answer it.

<keeps his eye on the pennines out of window>

The bad things only happen on the other side. We're safe over here.

Phew!