Alan's Psychadelic Earthquake Breakfast

From: patch11 Sep 2012 12:29
To: Al JunioR (53NORTH) 306 of 392
Why is Iceland being targetted like this?
From: Manthorp11 Sep 2012 14:08
To: patch 307 of 392

I don't think there is much to make of it. The dates are either an Americanised 9th and 11th of September, or this Sunday just gone and the 9th of November. Only the latter makes any sense in terms of his prediction of a massive geological trauma in Iceland in November.

 

He is unequivocal in his middle sentence, both that 'they' created the magma wave this morning and that 'they' are going to 'blow the big Katla' in November in order to disrupt Iceland. Quite why 'they' have got it in for Iceland is, as you suggest, a major mystery that only he can enlighten us on. Neither do I understand how or why the subsequent catastrophe could be blamed on the eclipse.

 

It's a bit like the Ricky McCormick case. There is a natural inclination to find meaning in apparently complex human constructs, but when it evades all attempts at interpretation, eventually you have to come to the conclusion that it's just raving.

EDITED: 11 Sep 2012 14:09 by MANTHORP
From: graphitone11 Sep 2012 14:28
To: Manthorp 308 of 392

Perhaps 'they' are planting the explosives during the eclipse, ready to set off the 'big Katla'.

 

That'll give 'em around 5 minutes to get into Iceland, prime their kit and vacate again. However, given how immigration control can be, 'they' probably wouldn't get pass baggage checks before everything blew up.

 

Or something.

 

In fact I'm getting bored of trying to interpret the writings of a loon, as you said it's probably down to raving-ness. So, here's a nice poem I wrote:

 

I'm eating a bowl o' porridge.
Chopped banana,
But no raisins.
The postman's late today.

From: Kenny J (WINGNUTKJ)11 Sep 2012 14:39
To: graphitone 309 of 392
You get raisins delivered by post!?
From: graphitone11 Sep 2012 15:00
To: Kenny J (WINGNUTKJ) 310 of 392
You mean you don't? :-O
From: JonCooper11 Sep 2012 15:06
To: patch 311 of 392
Iceland is a target cos they refused to bail out their banks - 'they' are global financiers don'cha'know - it's always about the money

do wonder how he knows they're monitoring this thread though, I guess they monitor everything he's involved in...
From: Manthorp11 Sep 2012 15:49
To: graphitone 312 of 392
At least everybody will be looking up if they have to drill holes into the earth's core discreetly.

Thank you for your poem. I had toast & Bovril.
From: graphitone11 Sep 2012 16:39
To: Manthorp 313 of 392
What does Bovril taste of? In my mind, it's a sort of fortified malty gravy. Which has always put me off ever trying it. :C
From: Manthorp11 Sep 2012 16:43
To: graphitone 314 of 392
It's yummy. Salty & beefy with a subtle hint of sweetness. Like a sort of fortified malty gravy.
From: graphitone11 Sep 2012 16:58
To: Manthorp 315 of 392
Mmmm, sounds good. :|
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From: patch11 Sep 2012 21:38
To: Al JunioR (53NORTH) 317 of 392

Ooh. You're trying to drag voodoo into this now. Well done.

 

Why is Iceland being targetted? And by whom?

 

 

EDITED: 11 Sep 2012 21:38 by PATCH
From: 99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)11 Sep 2012 21:56
To: Al JunioR (53NORTH) 318 of 392
As long as ash doesn't prevent flights between Zürich and Lisbon in the first two weeks of October, I really don't give a shit.
From: 99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)11 Sep 2012 22:00
To: ALL319 of 392
Perhaps Iceland's being targeted to prevent mother going there and buying cheap frozen pizzas. Fresh is best, I find. :Y
From: Manthorp11 Sep 2012 22:58
To: Al JunioR (53NORTH) 320 of 392
Why do the dates of these major black arts events have to be auspicious?

Why are they rooted in numerology?

Why are 'they' targeting Iceland?
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From: Drew (X3N0PH0N)12 Sep 2012 01:21
To: Al JunioR (53NORTH) 323 of 392
So you believe that there is a 'they' but you do not have your own conception of who they are, whatsoever?
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