Shitbag, me too! I feel your pain. :(

That's not what's going through their minds.

Have you sought the advice of a counsellor? Do so. Mention 'tourettes', and see what happens.

I saw a guy once, quite obviously severely disabled and confined to his wheelchair, he'd had a numberplate made up that said "DAVROS" - me and a mate were finding it quite funny when some old dear decided to give us a telling off for "laughing at the poor unfortunate man" - he found that hilarious - the more we all tried to explain to her the funnier it got

My paisley pyjamas were purple and brown. :C

 

I'll bet for all its loveliness, your shirt isn't purple and brown.

Eeeef, so were mine!

 

Mr T's shirt (haha) is a white/black paisley pattern, but true paisley also throws in puke-inducing colour clashes.

:-O

I wonder if I got your hand-me-downs?

Yes, paisley can certainly be stomach churning:



Actually, that reminds me of some wallpaper that the previous owners of our previous house left us. It was strange because it was only on the back of the stair well going up to the attic and nowhere else:

And that reminds me of this:

(bounce)

 

Is that from Scrubs? Never watched it, but think I recognise the guy.

It's from a film called Garden State, but yes that is Zach "forever known as J.D. in Scrubs" Braff.

Who could've predicted this, hmmm?

That'll teach them not to do so well in the paralympics.

No, you got it wrong. The right answer would be:

 

A. Me, predicting stuff after it's happened.

And how did you manage that?

I endorse Patch's post. If you want us to believe that, through your expertise, you can predict extraordinary global events, then predict an extraordinary global event. If you cannot, then stop pretending to yourself and to us that you can. It's delusional and tedious.

Presumably, in terms of your personal psychology, you blather on like this as a tactic to win the attention that you fail to receive in offline life.

It is not irrelevant, I suspect, that the focus of your delusion is in your own alleged prediction and 'their' alleged control of vast global forces - weather, tectonic plate movement, volcanoes - thus ascribing to yourself an understanding (and implicit control) beyond that of the rest of humankind.

I would recommend reading Nietzsche's On the Genealogy of Morals, followed in short order by Dostoevsky's Crime and Punishment, in the faint hope that it might give you a sense of perspective on your place in the order of things. Like me and like the other members of Teh Possie, you will probably be a happier turtle if you can accept that you are just waggling your tail in the mud along with the rest of us.