I was unaware that Xena employed the frisbee in her adventuring adventures.

She actually invented the frisbee, along with the armoured swimwear. Fred Morrison was just a plagiarist. Besides, he looked shit in a bikini.

 

It's all true, and you read it here first!

I take it you mean this Fred Morrison, gentleman and frisbee genius



and not this Fred Morrison, who bizarrely seems to have an equal weighting in the rankings on an image search. Damned imposter.

The second one looks like someone squeezed his bag.

I think it looks like someone's just assaulted him with a pair sack load of bagpipes and he's not man enough to take it.

Aye, of course, any reasonable person would agree that those four hundred years of wars, occupation, mistreatment and terrorism, including the deaths of over three thousand people in the last forty years alone, were finally ended by a meteorite and a helicopter crash.

Do you mean Tungurahua? That volcano that's been active for over a decade now in the middle of the Andes, a range which isn't exactly short of active volcanos? You're going to have to come up with better evidence of a conspiracy than that.

Aaaaaaandrew! :@

:((

You arse.

Succinct.

What now?! Did it start swirling because someone took the plug out from the bottom of the ocean? It was probably one of those tube worms. Never trusted them slimy buggers.

I try to be accurate.

Also, somebody keeps hiding my iPad charging cable.

Buy a spare.

Oh yeah, I hate living on a round planet.

That's exactly what they want me to do.