About these beams, old sausage; they wouldn't be *magic* beams, would they? Cos if you want some of your own (and I rather think you do) I know a man who has some to sell or trade against domestic livestock.

beams ≠ beans

HTH

Shit, that's where I've been going wrong. You wouldn't *believe* the issues I've had trying to make beams on toast.

Oh yes, they're flighty little buggers alright. That and their plate techtonic machismo, who'd have 'em eh?

I'd rather have a mote in my eye any day.

Phew! That's a relief.

Mind you, isn't it a terrible thing that the ducks are in the nettles? Swings and roundabouts.

I ate a candle. It smelled.

Yeah those two things are definitely directly related. Evidenced by the impact those volcanoes will have on the continued negotiations.

Don't encourage him Andrew.

Assange=Xenu

That's his daughter, idiot.

I may be an idiot, but I still prefer mine!

I was unaware that Xena employed the frisbee in her adventuring adventures.

She actually invented the frisbee, along with the armoured swimwear. Fred Morrison was just a plagiarist. Besides, he looked shit in a bikini.

 

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