I'm guessing it's Voldemort?

Nice one! That'll leave teh old liberal fag reelin' on teh ropes!

I haev teh pwned.

Well, they had to get it right sooner or later. Fling enough shit at the wall, and some of it's bound to stick.

You think you're taking the piss, but it's a slippery slope to a bed in the cell next to his.

But at least the walls will be nice and soft should he be unable to control said slippage.

 

Of course, it'd be a bugger to decorate.

Just out of idle curiosity, what sort of timelines are you talking about here? As far as I can tell, you're predicting Armageddon, and I'm wondering whether I should bother pre-ordering Borderlands 2.

They're buggers, them, aren't they?

There is rumbling in the deep recess, soon it will blow. Yup I had to shit.

:O Kenneth! You used to be such a well mannered young lad. What on earth happened to make you act in this way?

I blame Google for whispering in my ear!

LMAO

 

(seriously, that's the funniest thing I've read in ages)

More questions, then:

 

a) Who?
b) Why?
c) That old favourite, when?

wouldn't a "serious reply" answer the question?

are we all going to hell in a handcart? is Dec 21st 2012 still doomsday?

I do wish you'd give definite details instead of vague hints

I liken him to a modern day Nostradamus. Vague and tenuous.

 

I am disappointed he's not started writing in quatrains. :C

 

However, I think I remember seeing a picture of Mr. 53.12 and he had a similar beard to the one that Nostradamus - perhaps there's something of a homage there?

 

I'll be fecking miffed if the world does end on Dec 21st. I've already spent a boatload on the wife's Christmas present.

 

Mr. 53.12 - do I need to give her the present before the 21st, or can I wait for the 25th? It's a nice winter coat, so should the apocalypse occur, it should offer some protection, so at least she'll get some use out of it.

More to the point, you wouldn't want to miss the gratitude shag.