Teh Forum London Xmas Meat - 2011
From: Dan (HERMAND)21 Nov 2011 09:31
To: patch
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Don't go there, Patch :D
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From: graphitone21 Nov 2011 09:34
To: Peter (BOUGHTONP)
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I'll go for your forehead.
Is there a scale already in use for how salty things are? If not, I'm going to invent one, using your body as a guide.
I'll need to find the saltiest and non-salty areas of your body, then map them all out on a diagram.
I'll draw it at the same time as I do the nude portrait of you.
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From: ANT_THOMAS21 Nov 2011 10:39
To: Dan (HERMAND)
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(giggle)
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From: 99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)21 Nov 2011 10:56
To: graphitone
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You two, please get a room!
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From: graphitone21 Nov 2011 12:48
To: 99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)
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I would not like to have to choose a room with Peter.
The curtains'll be the wrong colour, the carpet won't be fluffy enough, the chairs will be made out of the wrong sort of wood, the door furniture will be too high up...
It'd be a never ending spiral of disappointment.
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From: Peter (BOUGHTONP)21 Nov 2011 14:06
To: ComtronBob
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That's a terrible proposal! The words aren't spelt anything like they sound.
And anyone who tries to fuck with Qwerty will have me to deal with. :@
Damned Americans!
And anyone who tries to fuck with Qwerty will have me to deal with. :@
Damned Americans!
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From: 99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)21 Nov 2011 17:06
To: graphitone
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But the angst will build up an appetite. Perhaps you'll dial-out for pizza. When that happens, make a note of the topping that he chooses.
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From: Peter (BOUGHTONP)21 Nov 2011 17:29
To: 99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)
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Ha ha, you dolt!
No, I'm not telling you why; it should be obvious. Work it out for yourself!
No, I'm not telling you why; it should be obvious. Work it out for yourself!
EDITED: 21 Nov 2011 17:31 by BOUGHTONP
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From: koswix21 Nov 2011 18:13
To: graphitone
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You'll need a salinometer, then.
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From: 99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)21 Nov 2011 19:19
To: Peter (BOUGHTONP)
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Harsh :'(
(but fair)
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From: graphitone21 Nov 2011 21:50
To: koswix
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Well done that man.
But I reckon the PB salty sailor scale might be more accurate.
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From: koswix21 Nov 2011 22:03
To: graphitone
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The salinometer isn't the scale, it's the device for measuring the salinity. You can still make your own scale.
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From: graphitone21 Nov 2011 22:07
To: koswix
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:-$ Oh right.
Then we just need to decide where to stick the device:
PETER... WHERE WOULD YOU LIKE US TO STICK THIS?
Then we just need to decide where to stick the device:
PETER... WHERE WOULD YOU LIKE US TO STICK THIS?
EDITED: 21 Nov 2011 22:08 by GRAPHITONE
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From: koswix21 Nov 2011 22:13
To: graphitone
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I want no part [of me] in this.
EDITED: 21 Nov 2011 22:18 by KOSWIX
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From: Peter (BOUGHTONP)21 Nov 2011 23:20
To: graphitone
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That's a terrible photograph.
Have you got one that's in focus and shows how big that thing is?
Have you got one that's in focus and shows how big that thing is?
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From: graphitone21 Nov 2011 23:22
To: Peter (BOUGHTONP)
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No idea what size it is - I'm assuming it's inflatable to cope with the variances in your tubes. :|
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From: Ken (SHIELDSIT)21 Nov 2011 23:55
To: Peter (BOUGHTONP)
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Take it like a man!
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From: Peter (BOUGHTONP) 3 Dec 2011 20:49
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So two weeks from now we'll all be meating (except for those that slink off early).
Are there really only going to be a dozen people there?
Can't a few more of you make a bit of an effort?
Are there really only going to be a dozen people there?
Can't a few more of you make a bit of an effort?
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From: johngti_mk-ii 3 Dec 2011 20:49
To: Peter (BOUGHTONP)
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I'm going to be in North Wales so can't even promise to try and get there this time.
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