"Jesus. I saw that when it was going round by fax".
I have no idea of when/where it originated. Someone emailed it to me a few years back. It may certainly be way older than that. Regardless, it came to mind, so here it is. :/
I'll go for your forehead.
Is there a scale already in use for how salty things are? If not, I'm going to invent one, using your body as a guide.
I'll need to find the saltiest and non-salty areas of your body, then map them all out on a diagram.
I'll draw it at the same time as I do the nude portrait of you.
I would not like to have to choose a room with Peter.
The curtains'll be the wrong colour, the carpet won't be fluffy enough, the chairs will be made out of the wrong sort of wood, the door furniture will be too high up...
It'd be a never ending spiral of disappointment.
Harsh :'(
(but fair)
Well done that man.
But I reckon the PB salty sailor scale might be more accurate.