I'm going to go have a pizza.

From: 99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD) 4 Nov 2011 13:49
To: Ken (SHIELDSIT) 13 of 27

I suspect that Peter is not a pepperoni kinda guy.

 

Cheese, yes; ketchup, almost certainly; pepperoni, I don't think so.

From: Ken (SHIELDSIT) 4 Nov 2011 13:50
To: 99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD) 14 of 27
ketchup? Tell me you don't put ketchup on pizza please!
From: 99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD) 4 Nov 2011 13:54
To: Ken (SHIELDSIT) 15 of 27
I don't, but then I'm not Peter.
From: Ken (SHIELDSIT) 4 Nov 2011 13:55
To: 99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD) 16 of 27
Very true.
From: Peter (BOUGHTONP) 4 Nov 2011 13:56
To: Ken (SHIELDSIT) 17 of 27
He's nowhere near as sexy as I am.
EDITED: 4 Nov 2011 13:57 by BOUGHTONP
From: Ken (SHIELDSIT) 4 Nov 2011 13:58
To: Peter (BOUGHTONP) 18 of 27
:-O
From: 99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD) 4 Nov 2011 14:09
To: Peter (BOUGHTONP) 19 of 27
That's only because my hair's shorter. (kiss)
EDITED: 4 Nov 2011 14:09 by MR_BASTARD
From: Peter (BOUGHTONP) 4 Nov 2011 14:18
To: 99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD) 20 of 27
You're also a tad less spritely in your lapdances.
From: graphitone 4 Nov 2011 14:43
To: Peter (BOUGHTONP) 21 of 27

As well as your proclaimed lapdancing, I have photographic proof that you prance around in red miniskirts too.

 

I'm sure Ken will find that steamy, if not altogether hot.

From: Ken (SHIELDSIT) 4 Nov 2011 14:52
To: graphitone 22 of 27
Why did you drag me in to this? Peter doesn't love me. :'C
From: graphitone 4 Nov 2011 15:06
To: Ken (SHIELDSIT) 23 of 27

Maybe he will IF you can guess his preferred pizza topping in a 3-guesses-fairy-tale-sort-of-Rumplestiltskin-way.

 

'Course to be true to the story you'd need somehow overhear him talking about his favourite topping and be prepared with that knowledge should he ever kidnap your first born and challenge you.

From: Peter (BOUGHTONP) 4 Nov 2011 15:19
To: Ken (SHIELDSIT) 24 of 27
Who told you that!?
From: Ken (SHIELDSIT) 4 Nov 2011 15:24
To: Peter (BOUGHTONP) 25 of 27
It's just a feeling I have.
From: Peter (BOUGHTONP) 4 Nov 2011 15:37
To: Ken (SHIELDSIT) 26 of 27
You're probably listening to the wrong feeling.
From: 99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD) 4 Nov 2011 18:46
To: Peter (BOUGHTONP) 27 of 27
What I give up with girth I win with mirth.