Laptop beyond saving?

From: Peter (BOUGHTONP)18 Nov 2011 14:48
To: johngti_mk-ii 48 of 87
Eh? That must depend on the age of the river. And the softness of the terrain it travels through.

*searches*

Ok, so the average of all rivers approaches pi.
From: johngti_mk-ii18 Nov 2011 15:02
To: Peter (BOUGHTONP) 49 of 87
Now go and be equally picky with xen's factoid
From: graphitone18 Nov 2011 15:09
To: 99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD) 50 of 87
Wouldn't it look like two bells with most people having two feet?
From: ANT_THOMAS18 Nov 2011 15:11
To: graphitone 51 of 87
Do you stand on every step with both feet?
From: graphitone18 Nov 2011 15:11
To: johngti_mk-ii 52 of 87
True, but not /accurate/ maths.
From: Peter (BOUGHTONP)18 Nov 2011 15:15
To: johngti_mk-ii 53 of 87
The only pickiness I can manage there is... oh, actually there's quite a lot!

Xen, stop uttering rubbish!
From: Peter (BOUGHTONP)18 Nov 2011 15:17
To: ANT_THOMAS 54 of 87
Does everyone stand on the same step with the same side foot?
From: graphitone18 Nov 2011 15:42
To: ANT_THOMAS 55 of 87
No, I don't. But I'm thinking that dwarves might.
From: ANT_THOMAS18 Nov 2011 15:43
To: Peter (BOUGHTONP) 56 of 87
No idea.
From: ComtronBob18 Nov 2011 16:10
To: Ken (SHIELDSIT) 57 of 87

"Wow, I thought KG showed up for a second!"

 

Yeah, I borrowed his sig' graphic.  I'm sure he periodically lurks, then thinks to himself "this place is like a den of wild ferrets" or some such thing. :D

From: Drew (X3N0PH0N)18 Nov 2011 16:13
To: ComtronBob 58 of 87
*Feral ferrets.

Not because it alliterates, but because ferrets are a domestic animal so you don't get wild ones :Y
From: ComtronBob18 Nov 2011 16:15
To: Peter (BOUGHTONP) 59 of 87

"I expected that to come from Truffy".

You know how us gun-crazed Americans are.  If nothing else, we're quick on the draw. ;-)

Go ahead pal. Reach for it!

From: ComtronBob18 Nov 2011 16:23
To: Drew (X3N0PH0N) 60 of 87

"Feral ferrets.  Not because it alliterates, but because ferrets are a domestic animal so you don't get wild ones"

 

If you want to be pedantic about it, wild ferrets are properly known as "polecats", although they're in the canine family.

From: Peter (BOUGHTONP)18 Nov 2011 16:31
To: ANT_THOMAS 61 of 87
Go sit at the top of some stairs and watch people as they arrive at the top.

For added fun, record the rough position of each foot for their last three steps, then plot this for each foot and the combination of feet and see what you get.

Then, go to somewhere with old worn stone steps and repeat.
From: Peter (BOUGHTONP)18 Nov 2011 16:31
To: ComtronBob 62 of 87
Except when you've got a sticky doughnut in your hands. :P
From: ComtronBob18 Nov 2011 16:38
To: Peter (BOUGHTONP) 63 of 87

"Except when you've got a sticky doughnut in your hands".

 

Hey, that's not a donut!  It's a bit too tubular, and not yet sticky! :P

From: ANT_THOMAS18 Nov 2011 16:53
To: Peter (BOUGHTONP) 64 of 87
You go do that, you're the one without a 9-5 job!
From: graphitone18 Nov 2011 16:53
To: ComtronBob 65 of 87

:-O

 

And I thought you just came with plastic underpants and a trademark.

 

</red dwarf>

From: Peter (BOUGHTONP)18 Nov 2011 17:03
To: ANT_THOMAS 66 of 87
I don't have any graph paper. :(
From: ANT_THOMAS18 Nov 2011 17:05
To: Peter (BOUGHTONP) 67 of 87
But you have a netbook with a suitable spreadsheet/chart making piece of software.