Laptop beyond saving?

From: graphitone18 Nov 2011 11:55
To: Drew (X3N0PH0N) 40 of 87

This thread has gone downhill in terms of quality over the last few posts.

 

Please amend.

 

:-Y

From: Drew (X3N0PH0N)18 Nov 2011 11:59
To: graphitone 41 of 87
Ok, here is an interesting thing. You know steps in old buildings like castles and shit, where there's a curve worn into the leading edge from all the centuries of feet? That curves represents the probability distribution of where a foot is most likely to step, and ends up, unsurprisingly, as a bell curve.
EDITED: 18 Nov 2011 11:59 by X3N0PH0N
From: patch18 Nov 2011 12:05
To: Drew (X3N0PH0N) 42 of 87
At some point I'll take a photo of the thing outside my flat where people have been sitting for about 500 years. People's arses are surprisingly wearing.
From: Drew (X3N0PH0N)18 Nov 2011 12:06
To: patch 43 of 87
:D

I would like to see that.
From: Ken (SHIELDSIT)18 Nov 2011 13:01
To: Drew (X3N0PH0N) 44 of 87
Wow, that's small. nj
From: graphitone18 Nov 2011 13:08
To: Drew (X3N0PH0N) 45 of 87

This is the sort of thing I like learning about. :D

 

There must some sort of graph that can be drawn.

From: 99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)18 Nov 2011 13:44
To: graphitone 46 of 87

There is. It looks like a bell. :Y
HTH.

From: johngti_mk-ii18 Nov 2011 14:37
To: graphitone 47 of 87
Would you be interested in knowing that the actual length of any river is about three times longer than the straight line joining the source to the end then? That's Maths too.
From: Peter (BOUGHTONP)18 Nov 2011 14:48
To: johngti_mk-ii 48 of 87
Eh? That must depend on the age of the river. And the softness of the terrain it travels through.

*searches*

Ok, so the average of all rivers approaches pi.
From: johngti_mk-ii18 Nov 2011 15:02
To: Peter (BOUGHTONP) 49 of 87
Now go and be equally picky with xen's factoid
From: graphitone18 Nov 2011 15:09
To: 99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD) 50 of 87
Wouldn't it look like two bells with most people having two feet?
From: ANT_THOMAS18 Nov 2011 15:11
To: graphitone 51 of 87
Do you stand on every step with both feet?
From: graphitone18 Nov 2011 15:11
To: johngti_mk-ii 52 of 87
True, but not /accurate/ maths.
From: Peter (BOUGHTONP)18 Nov 2011 15:15
To: johngti_mk-ii 53 of 87
The only pickiness I can manage there is... oh, actually there's quite a lot!

Xen, stop uttering rubbish!
From: Peter (BOUGHTONP)18 Nov 2011 15:17
To: ANT_THOMAS 54 of 87
Does everyone stand on the same step with the same side foot?
From: graphitone18 Nov 2011 15:42
To: ANT_THOMAS 55 of 87
No, I don't. But I'm thinking that dwarves might.
From: ANT_THOMAS18 Nov 2011 15:43
To: Peter (BOUGHTONP) 56 of 87
No idea.
From: ComtronBob18 Nov 2011 16:10
To: Ken (SHIELDSIT) 57 of 87

"Wow, I thought KG showed up for a second!"

 

Yeah, I borrowed his sig' graphic.  I'm sure he periodically lurks, then thinks to himself "this place is like a den of wild ferrets" or some such thing. :D

From: Drew (X3N0PH0N)18 Nov 2011 16:13
To: ComtronBob 58 of 87
*Feral ferrets.

Not because it alliterates, but because ferrets are a domestic animal so you don't get wild ones :Y
From: ComtronBob18 Nov 2011 16:15
To: Peter (BOUGHTONP) 59 of 87

"I expected that to come from Truffy".

You know how us gun-crazed Americans are.  If nothing else, we're quick on the draw. ;-)

Go ahead pal. Reach for it!