That'd be awesome! And we'd never need mechanics again, as it'd just be case of getting underneath and flattening/straightening the brushes out again.
And the headlights would randomly stop/start working for no apparent reason.
And random sections of track would lose power despite being connected perfectly and having every appearance of being totally fine.
Next report from the ground:
Went to a gig in New Cross tonight. Had no trouble there - except finding the venue - but there was a disturbance down the road in Eltham. It was an EDL rally type thing that apparently was dispersed without much effect.
Got a lift back and travelling through central London we saw a few Devon & Cornwall Police vans but no trouble. Oh, and we got bagels in Brick Lane. Wouldn't know if it was quieter than normal because we usually go there later.