The trouble with water canons, according to the EXPERT they had on the BBC earlier, is that when they run out of water, they have to be refilled.

 

I'm really glad that they had an EXPERT on to explain that really complex concept for me.

HAHA that made me spit a bit of coffee!

OK, other than the entertainment I am getting from reading about the riots I'm starting to get mad. So here's what we will do.

1. Take up a collection for me a plane ticket.
2. Meet me at the airport and I'll pass out weapons
3. Pretend we are playing LFD and stop this nonsense.

Spit coffee? You have the wierdest erections...

No you are thinking of something else.

I call that nut fudge.

Either that, or they can't be used far from the nearest tap.

I'm not sure how that would work. You don't happen to have an EXPERT on hand to explain it to me, do you?

I think it's similar to the early electric cars that could only go so far as the mains plug would allow.

 

IGMC

Would that not be some sort of scalextric set?

 

If we hooked into the existing tram network in those cities that have them, we could feasibly connect the tracks up to the mains and have us all travel around in large plastic cars that impossible to control.

That'd be awesome! And we'd never need mechanics again, as it'd just be case of getting underneath and flattening/straightening the brushes out again.

 

And the headlights would randomly stop/start working for no apparent reason.

 

And random sections of track would lose power despite being connected perfectly and having every appearance of being totally fine.

And I'd regularly come off at corners and chip the skirting board! :$

This is what I want you guys to do tonight.

What, turn videos into animated GIFs to annoy peteR?

HA, that will work as well!

he'll get so mad, he'll start a riot or something.

I wouldn't doubt if it was him behind the current riots. Someone probably didn't offer the options he required on a phone or laptop or something and it set him in a rage!

you been posting on the BBC site?

haha no. I don't want you to machine gun people down. I just think guns server as a good deterrent. Plus a bullet in the knee never killed anyone.

Server? Can you tell I was up at 6 AM pissing with servers this morning? I have servers and riots on the brain!

Did you order your baseball bat from Amazon or are you just going to rock them to death if they decide to loot your area?