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From: william (WILLIAMA) 1 Sep 2011 22:01
To: ALL30 of 44

 

I am torn - in a quandary.

It isn't often that I'm offered both wealth and sex in one e-mail, but Farida Waziri writes:

 

quote:

I strongly know that they will never tell you the truth because they are all thieving criminals. I have decided with my veto power that you must receive one third of your principle fund which is US$20.5m (Twenty million five hundred united states dollars) to ascertain really whom I am.

I expect your prompt response through my private.

Regards,

Mrs Farida Waziri

 

 So - should I investigate her private; promptly?

From: Drew (X3N0PH0N) 1 Sep 2011 22:22
To: william (WILLIAMA) 31 of 44
I have decided with my veto power: yes. Message through her private and find out whom she really is.
From: Peter (BOUGHTONP) 2 Sep 2011 01:42
To: william (WILLIAMA) 32 of 44
Only once you've ascertained that her husband isn't around with three other men. :S
From: Ken (SHIELDSIT) 2 Sep 2011 02:41
To: Drew (X3N0PH0N) 33 of 44
Man, I wish I had veto power!
From: graphitone 2 Sep 2011 07:42
To: william (WILLIAMA) 34 of 44
That's written with more import and alacrity than some of the crap I have to sift through.

Over the past couple of weeks we've been getting spam sent to:

firstname.lastname@ourdomain.co.uk

And the content is just a single lower case letter. It's like they're not even trying anymore :C.

That said, I saw an email in the filter this morning advocating some accountancy firm and it came with a little riddle.

Anyone care to have a go over your morning cup o' tea?

quote: Spam Email

If seven becomes 40, three becomes 0, and eight becomes 55, then what does one become?
From: JonCooper 2 Sep 2011 07:48
To: graphitone 35 of 44
-8
From: graphitone 2 Sep 2011 07:52
To: JonCooper 36 of 44
You gonna explain or just sit there in self smug satisfaction that you think you're right?! :-O
From: ANT_THOMAS 2 Sep 2011 08:12
To: graphitone 37 of 44
Have a look here.
From: JonCooper 2 Sep 2011 08:25
To: graphitone 38 of 44
what Ant said ^

but ~

7 x 7 = 49 - 9 = 40

3 x 3 = 9 - 9 = 0

8 x 8 = 64 - 9 = 55

and...
1 x 1 = 1 - 9 = -8
From: graphitone 2 Sep 2011 08:34
To: JonCooper 39 of 44

Right enough.

 

You've all done very well. Buns all round.

From: graphitone 2 Sep 2011 08:36
To: ANT_THOMAS 40 of 44

:-O

 

Cheater.

From: JonCooper 2 Sep 2011 15:59
To: ANT_THOMAS 41 of 44
I got a bun and you got called a cheat but we both did the same thing - odd that :D
From: ANT_THOMAS 2 Sep 2011 16:01
To: JonCooper 42 of 44
:((
From: graphitone 2 Sep 2011 18:52
To: JonCooper 43 of 44
The bun was a lie. :-Y
EDITED: 2 Sep 2011 18:52 by GRAPHITONE
From: JonCooper 2 Sep 2011 22:18
To: graphitone 44 of 44
they often are