Is that how many extra pints you'd need before you'd snog the uglier of the two? Or how many pints Trig would need before he descended to the levels of inanity of the rabbit?
If you're still alive when 2088 rolls around you should consider hiring bodyguards and/or calling the police - that bastard has just issued you a death threat!
I don't know how mortgages work in england or what the current rates are, but I imagine they are similar to america at a near all time low. Now is THE time to get a fixed rate mortgage @ 3.5-4.5%. You wont see rates like this again. Just wish I was in the market to buy a house :(