How you been man? We haven't had a bullshit session in ages!

I'm alreet thank you. But yes we should converse by some realtime medium sometime soon!

Someone at work has just got back from New York and brought in some Hershey's kisses. The milk chocolate ones taste like sick.

Hershey's is grossly over sweetened.

They use sour milk.

Whatever they are they're disgusting.

They add sour to it - deliberately.

According to wikipedia

The process is a trade secret, but experts speculate that the milk is partially lipolyzed (vomited into), producing butyric acid, which stabilizes the milk from further fermentation.

I toured the factory in Hershey Pennsylvania when I was a kid, and I didn't see anyone vomiting except customers in the parking lot.

I just remembered something that seemed insignificant at the time: men wearing Hershey's coveralls would come out with fresh vomit pails, and bring the full ones back inside, for disposal I assume. Perhaps I'm just being naive?

The dirty bastards. I wonder what creates the vomit - human or animal? Perhaps it's not so unusual, I've had coffee before that's either been through a cat or a weasel depending on the translation from the Chinese on the packet... It was surprisingly OK.

Weasel coffee is highly prized in some cultures.

He's talking about catshit coffee.

The white chocolate and cookie kisses are decent though.

Weasel shit is the Yorkshire variety.

Aye, that's the one.  :T

And how is it? Any good?

Otterly indescribable.

It sounds stoatally disgusting to me.

Aye, it's minkin

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