Lies! Even the most anaemic of black pudding* tastes better than Hershey's chocolate.
*The stuff my sister used to get when she lived in Cumbria was strangely lacking in bite for someone used to the full-blooded awesomeness of proper Stornoway black pudding.
Whilst I agree with half of your point, I can't let you go ahead proselytizing people into thinking Hershey's chocolate* is anything other than rank.
To be fair, the white chocolate you sent me via Mr. Mouse was fine and dandy. Perhaps you should suggest to them to just make that from now on.
Yeah...
People like /XEN/.
And if he's already eaten his 'mercan chocolate without recording a video, he should damn well go out to a novelty supermarket/stay in and order from the net a suitable bar and make a 45 minute review complete with opening credits, full orchestra score and French subtitles. <slams fist into table>