Just got around to watching the video, you guys are hilarious. :D
I totally agree with you about the pork scratchings, I tried one years ago /in/ a pub and /with/ a beer. It just made the beer taste greasy!
I am also a sympathiser with your view on black pudding.
Maybe I'm more suited to the 'merkan diet!
Is it just me, or do they look like old curly toe-nails?
I'm with Ken, they look foul.
Beeling Ear Festival, more like!
(Is "beeling" purely a Glasgwegian/Scots word, or does it translate? I'll be pure beelin' if it doesn't.)
It means angry, but tends to expess impotent anger or embarassment.
"Ah missed ma bus, and the driver wouldnae let us oan at the traffic lights. Ah wiz beelin' so a wuz."
Also used when taking pleasure in another's misfortune (wee fuds are big on schadenfreude, so they are):
"Haw, look at that bam tryin' tae get on the bus! Haw big man, ye're pure beelin' noo, ya faaaaaaaanny!"
Most likely a corruption of "boiling".